Do you think that Bruce sometimes pulls the βmy parents are deadβ card? Yes, I get that it was a traumatic and formative event for him but it would also sort of be funny, especially if heβs doing it ironically.
Some socialite telling him that he canβt bring his kids to events, asking what his mother would have said and Bruce deadpans and goes, βI think she would have liked to have met her grandchildren. But of course, she never didβ
His med school lecturers threatening to flunk him if he doesnβt hand in his essay on blood loss, only for Bruce to say βitβs just a touchy subject for meβ and the lecturer blue screening because shit
Some rogue tries to kidnap Bruce at some event, holding a gun to his head, just for Bruce to look at the rogue, almost tearfully and be like βi always knew I would end up like my dadβ and the rogue just panics because now they are in a room with a bunch of pissed off people because theyβve almost made the Princess Diana of Gotham cry.
Clark gets mad at him over something, yelling at him and of course Bruce is just no listening so Clark just snaps, Ma Kentβs favourite phrase of βwho raised you???β Only to completely fucking choke, pray for the ground to swallow him up because Bruceβs expression just slips a little (inside heβs hysterically laughing). Clark comes by again with a batch of cookies.
He can't obviously use it on the kids and they can't use it on him.
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