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@theevilwitchqueen
The Evil Witch Queen
Name: Unknown
Age: Unknown (admin is 33)
Pronouns: she/her, your/majesty
Sexuality: evil
Occupation: witch, queen.
Hobbies: Conquering lands, liquefying enemies, summoning demons, corrupting the pure, the usual.
Relationships:
The Dread General of the Armies of Darkness - wife
Sir Bec from the Knight Protective Services - enemy
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Kinda want to redecorate my throne room... But I can't decide if I should have captive knights in cages hanging from the roof or chained to my throne.
Why limit yourself?
Chain them to the throne if they're yours, so you can dramatically release them on your enemies. Cage them in the rafters if they're still works in progress.
I like the way you think. Have you considered a position as evil interior decorator?
If you really want me to design your castle interior I suppose you might be able to convince me. But I have a lot of clauses in my rider.
Run them by my secretary. I'm sure we can come to an arrangement that will not end with your bones suddenly on the outside :)
Kinda want to redecorate my throne room... But I can't decide if I should have captive knights in cages hanging from the roof or chained to my throne.
Why limit yourself?
Chain them to the throne if they're yours, so you can dramatically release them on your enemies. Cage them in the rafters if they're still works in progress.
I like the way you think. Have you considered a position as evil interior decorator?
Kinda want to redecorate my throne room... But I can't decide if I should have captive knights in cages hanging from the roof or chained to my throne.
We support women's rights and wrongs in this castle
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I used to spend a lot of time and energy in evil spells to corrupt the minds of virtuous knights, but to be quite honest, most of the time you just need to whisper in their ear and pull their hair a little.
My work as a feral sub is for this reason exactly, way harder for enemies to corrupt you to their cause when you are too insane to fully control.
You're gonna need those spells again, witch.
I do love a challenge~
In the wake of many royals' support for the evil witch queen, I am once again considering republicanism.
Counterpoint: she's hot.
She is, but consider: Still evil
#maybe Jalon should corrupt the evil witch queen#but like for good
@oraclejalon Oh, yes, sweetheart. Why don't you sit on my lap and tell me of all the good things you've done, hmmm?
I used to spend a lot of time and energy in evil spells to corrupt the minds of virtuous knights, but to be quite honest, most of the time you just need to whisper in their ear and pull their hair a little.
Tell me about it, sis. I was hesitant about coming so far inland at first - figured I'd be at a disadvantage without my siren song, you know - but I didn't even need it. Such a pretty knight fell in my lap right away. And he has so much hair I can pull. dreamy sigh
Oooh, we should bring out our prettiest knights and have a pool party sometime. I already miss my beach vacation days!
I used to spend a lot of time and energy in evil spells to corrupt the minds of virtuous knights, but to be quite honest, most of the time you just need to whisper in their ear and pull their hair a little.
@theevilwitchqueen
You, I like you.
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The Masque of the Red Death, sculpture by Emil Melmoth
The reason why the Knight Protective Services criticize me so much is because they hate successful women.
No?? You are literally evil????
Oh, I see, when you hang out with an evil baron and an evil adviser that's just a title, but an evil queen is suddenly a problem.
Misogyny.
THEY DON'T MELT PEOPLE
I'm being blamed for men's lack of ability
The reason why the Knight Protective Services criticize me so much is because they hate successful women.
No?? You are literally evil????
Oh, I see, when you hang out with an evil baron and an evil adviser that's just a title, but an evil queen is suddenly a problem.
Misogyny.
The reason why the Knight Protective Services criticize me so much is because they hate successful women.
Speaking of crystal balls, I can stop buying new ones whenever I want. I just want to be able to observe all my potential enemies. And allies. And their pets. Simultaneously.
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If *I* were to organize an event it would have been *so* much better than the Bloodhaven Ball:
Undead would be welcome and encouraged in their depravities against life and nature.
Jousts? Yawn! Boring! I'd have knights fight horrors in a gladiatorial pit. Without armor, for extra bloodshed.
The stag hunt was a charming idea, but it lacked real weapons to up the stakes. Loved the surprise bear, though!
No real party is complete without a fully equipped torture dungeon and unethical magic experiments facility. That's just common sense!
Because I'm not a coward, there would be several orgy rooms.
I LIKE YOU, YOUR MAJESTY!!!! you have a certain pizzaz that i greatly admire. also i have a feeling you might have loved Girls Night: Hostage Situation at the ball though…..
Oh, I did love it, darling. I had crystal balls observing the event from various angles and you girls had me *very* interested.
If *I* were to organize an event it would have been *so* much better than the Bloodhaven Ball:
Undead would be welcome and encouraged in their depravities against life and nature.
Jousts? Yawn! Boring! I'd have knights fight horrors in a gladiatorial pit. Without armor, for extra bloodshed.
The stag hunt was a charming idea, but it lacked real weapons to up the stakes. Loved the surprise bear, though!
No real party is complete without a fully equipped torture dungeon and unethical magic experiments facility. That's just common sense!
Because I'm not a coward, there would be several orgy rooms.
Nobody even likes your parties! People just go because they are terrified of what will happen if they don't!
Your point being? That just means the threats are working.
