i like oranges

cultivate bird-forward language. "Im so happy!" -> "im so harpy". Now you are a bird also

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

they used to do nothing to me back in the morally neutral lab. it sucked

you were the control

fuuuuck what were they doing to the other folks #fomo

[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

people keep telling me its "narcissistic" to build an army out of clones of myself but it'd be a lot weirder if they were clones of someone else right

I'm following blogs that haven't posted in like eight years but I don't care I shall never unfollow them because I am a true and loyal knight #loyalknight

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"