put him on his knees, give him somethin to believe in

The polls are closed and it's official, with over 1700 votes cast (!) and only 4% voting against it (!?!?!) - the overwhelming majority of you voted that we are doing All Nut April to promote the Slur Song.

God help us.

While you're of course free to partake in any way you see fit, here are the official groundrules to try keep this thing from veering off a cliff:

To be eligible, you must nut every day in April (duh)

We don't want you all getting mass nuked, so to acknowledge your participation, only reply to or reblog this post with the single word 'nut' if you achieve your daily quota.

(To be very clear, if you are under 18 please don't do any of the above as we don't want to attract unsavory people to your blogs)

We are not discriminating when it comes to the definition of nut. All genders and abilities may partake if you feel you have achieved a personal nut. Maybe you could even just eat a pecan every day. The rules are vague and tbh unlikely to hold up in a court of law.

No NSFW reblogs on the official nut post please and thankyou, if you'd like to go ham on the hashtag or something go nuts (badum), but be sure to mark any NSFW materials as such for your fellow nutters who may be casually browsing the tag at the post office

The most important thing is to have fun and/or stream the slur song

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