ElementBaz

lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism

this is the cutest goddamn thing i’ve ever heard

can I volunteer to be a penguin

I love everything about this post.

If I fail to reblog this it is because I am dead. 

All aboard the feels train gamers!

Instead of all the prequel and sequel movies coming out, they should start making equels — films shot in the same time period as the original film, but from an entirely different perspective

I legit laughed out loud over this.

I live these!

With breath of the wild I keep thinking, so zelda and Gannon are locked together for a hundred years. I’m just imagining Zelda locking Gannon in a room with her and he’s like let me out and zeldas like no. And they’ve been locked in this room for a hundred years. What have they been doing? Like I see a chess board, a scrabble board with excessive profanity and large elegant words, and then there’s the charred remains of what appears to be a monopoly board and Monopoly money pieces burned and scattered throughout the room. Zelda’s sitting in a chair tending her nails and Gannon’s in the corner laying on the floor with his butt against the side and his feet stretched up the wall.

I am the most expensive orgasm that my parents ever had

Or at least, just your dad.

It’s a taboo to not find someone attractive because of weight but socially accepted to reject someone because of their height eventhough you can’t do anything about the latter

more you tilt your body your character will get away from danger

the louder you yell, the more critical hits you’ll land

when you stand up you can see everyone’s weakspots

when you tilt your head you’ll be able to see more of the area

When you lean forward, you get +30% concentration.

When you use controller 1, it means you’ll win

Throwing yourself bodily to the side helps you avoid obstacles in racing.

Threatening the playable character with physical injury will make platform puzzles easier.

All of these things. All of them.

This entire post sums up my belief system from the time I was five years old to now.

Determination.

Yelling at the screen will make the NPCs move out of your way faster…

If you're in stealth you have to whisper so you don't get caught.

Not all heroes wear capes.

You were right!