Pixie

Every time I see someone hating on royjamiekeeley I start loving them harder in retaliation

Something something about your favourite character coming back WRONG. They've never gone anywhere, it's still them but there's something so off about them that THEY themselves are aware of it. Basically put your favourite character into my headspace.

Curry might've gotten inspo from this /j

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

How I feel being unemployed for 3 months now

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

There was this absolutely stellar fic of Mdzs where Wei Wuxian goes missing after he gets in a car crash with Jiang Yanli and Jin Zixuan. They both end up okay but their situation becomes very critical at the hospital and Zixuan ends up being half paralyzed. Does anyone know which fic it was? 😭

He's so me. I was also as much as a man as a woman, hated being a child, didn't have friends till I was 14 or 15 and I used to throw metal bottles at other children during recess (which didn't lead Into a suspension and they were scared to report me)

been thinking how if the sunshot campaign never happened and they all grew up normal etc. jiang cheng would probably have no way to "escape" from getting a wife and when the time came, wei wuxian would be sooo weird about it. he would act friendly with the person while belittling jiang cheng. "aiyah are you sure you want jiang cheng as a husband? *weird laugh* he's sooo angry all the time! dont you prefer someone gentler?" or he would just completely ignore everything remotely related to it, even the person themselves. "oh who's visiting lotus pier? I dont remember that name" "you literally met them last week" "hm, then it must've been someone uninteresting. come on, jiang cheng, let's race and see who swims faster to the other side of the lake".

The real reason JC isn't married in canon is because all his potential brides keep waking up in a sweat after dreaming about the YLLZ's resentful ghost perching like a crazed bird on the end of their marital bed. Not worth it. Nope. Get me out of here.