The Dragion's Random Bull Shit pit

I have seen a great man polls going around Tumblr lately and so now I am throwing my own hat into the ring. Much in the style of the @sexy-people-contests-2026, this poll will be to try and determine the most adoptable grown man (because I don't think I've seen something like this before lmao)

We have all seen a grown ass man before that we are like "Hm. I want to adopt him." I am currently experiencing that with many Greek mythology figures as well as Ryland Grace from Project Hail Mary. As such, I'd like to see what all grown men my fellow Tumblr users desire to adopt and which of them is the most adoptable.

The poll will be open until I hit a point where I might worry about the number of responses. I'll keep this blog updated with, well, *updates* and my ask box is open if you have any questions.

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[Stormblessed]

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.