ZOMBIE, ZOMBIE, ZOMBIE.

i saw a girl on tiktok who put her salt lamp in the dishwasher and didn’t realize it would dissolve, and it’s been on my mind for like 3 days

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

he got raptured

steve obviously doesn’t want a housewife, he wants NANCY WHEELER. if he wanted a housewife he wouldn’t have heart eyes for the girl blasting monster’s heads off with her shotgun.

Steve wants to be NANCY’S housewife.

Were just meant to get high and be in bed. Thats what were for and we fucked it up and invented work and now theres all war and death everywhere

hey gu🐇ys wait what was that.

I just know that when Romeo and Juliet premiered two ye olde girlies in the pit at intermission were like didst thou see the sparks betwixt Tybalt and mercutio… aye and not from their swords alone!

reblog to kill an HOA manager

love it when characters r 15 and actually exhibit the very real disease of being 15

can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014