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That’s the difference. Reblogs are good! You promote the artist and their work.

↪︎ these are also reversible 

your SUN conjunct their JUPITER: they believe in you. it’s like they found their religion for life. they give you a new sense of purpose. shared confidence. 

your MOON conjunct their VENUS: your dreaminess makes them fall in love. whatever mood you’re in, they lift you up and soothe any emotional wound.

your MERCURY conjunct their JUPITER: even if you are still hesitant, they amplify your voice and intellect. they act as a protector to your stance.

your MERCURY conjunct their MERCURY: a conversation in complete sync. the mutual understanding is so strong. an author couple in the making.

your VENUS conjunct their SUN: your appeal fits into their way of life. they see you as an instant crush. you’ll be widely known to be their sweetheart.

your VENUS conjunct their VENUS: two people, one specific taste. essentially, your playlists and favorite places on the body to kiss each other are the same.

your VENUS conjunct their MERCURY: by your mere presence, they start saying beautiful words and compliment you. you’re a love like they imagined.

your MARS conjunct their SUN: you get things moving in their life. you are their physical ideal type. this is an energetic couple combination.

your JUPITER conjunct their VENUS: this is love that will keep on increasing instead of dwindling. you naturally elicit shy confessions from them.

your JUPITER conjunct their MOON: you infuse their life with optimism and faith. both in themselves and the world alike. you’re a feel-good person to them.

*one of thousands of these, but i’m bored

**this is a total generalization – you may resonate with this, you might not! 

aries moon: tends to have this persevering, child-like naiveté about them. prone to sudden bursts of chaotic energy. feels extremes about pretty much everything; black and white thinking is exaggerated and internally encouraged as means to protect the heart. physical activity serves well to release excess energy. 

taurus moon: slow talkers, lids are heavy. very sensitive folk and you wouldn’t know it when you first meet them. demeanour tends towards placidity. naturally enterprising. the emotional nature is calm and leans more towards the responsive rather than the reactive. habits tend to stick. smart money matters comes easily to them, or conversely, they spend too much money on luxuries that they can’t afford. 

gemini moon: either cool and collected and relies heavily on the factual, or springy and sprite-like. tends to make for a shallow impression, even if they tend to feel things deeply (once getting through the over-intellectualization of emotions thing). can talk about anything. always has smart questions and interesting answers. amiability gets mistaken for genuine interest in others.

cancer moon: emotional nature is always known to the person; they cannot keep secrets about themselves, to themselves. like the phases of the moon, they tend to fluctuate between holding back and being a little distant, to being very much present and almost exuberant with emotional expression. just deeply cares about everyone and everything they love and don’t quite know what to do with all of it.

leo moon: needs a lot of words of affirmation in order to feel emotionally stable. if undeveloped, can quickly become something of an energy vampire, always seeking out validation from other people in order to feel okay. if developed, can become a strong beacon of love and guidance for others, while maintaining strong boundaries and a sure sense of self-confidence. super creative.

virgo moon: more than any other moon sign, this placement requires the person to understand their physiological needs; their nervous system can become unregulated in a matter of seconds. gentle creatures. people who need routine and something to hyper-focus on, lest thoughts of deprecation make them into a husk of a person. requires warmth, even when they say they don’t need it.

libra moon: like gemini moon, can make for a shallow impression, but with the presence of venus, charming others becomes second nature. either fiercely loyal or incredibly aloof. tends to over-compromise which leads to fatigue and deep-seeded resentment. tends to be codependent. needs to work on becoming their own support. like virgo moons, their environment needs to be peaceful; a beautiful environment helps them feel comfortable.

scorpio moon: emotional nature is either volatile, intense, spiteful, or reserved, emotionally intelligent, and deep. these people have a loyalty unlike any other placement…you’re lucky if you’re on the receiving end of it. can be the epitome of petty. has a hard time letting go of personal injustices. empathy is high, which is met with harsh self-judgement – they feel the need to protect themselves from the world, as their world-view tends to lean towards pessimism. 

sagittarius moon: emotional nature is stubborn, strong. they are just, naturally hilarious. the kind to infuse any sentence of any kind with sparkling humour. loves to talk about big concepts and ideas, but gets quickly turned off if talking to a person who knows more than them about a given topic. worries that they will never have a “found place”. tends to be transcendentally chill about material matters.

capricorn moon: oof. productivity is the site of validation. less productivity = feeling like shit about themselves. they feel the need to constantly prove themselves to others without realizing that they are projecting the neglectful parent image on all they meet; constantly trying to appeal to the spirit of their harsh caretaker through hard work, sometimes at the risk of their own health. secretly incredibly soft, but only 2 people see that side of them.

aquarius moon: also oof. those saturn-ruled moons have a hard time sitting with their emotions. tend to get caught up in their thoughts for hours at a time. always keeps the world and people at arms-length. has trouble settling into the flow of emotions. has a lot of interesting ideas, but is insecure about talking about them for the sake of looking weird. kinda naturally stirs the pot without realizing it (thank you, Uranus). 

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Updated as of 06/06/2020 (if you think I missed a favorite of yours let me know and I’ll fix the list)

Fluffy Headcanons W/ Saeran, Ray, and Unknown

RFA + Minor Trio W/ soft morning moments

RFA W/ an MC who has Narcolepsy and Cataplexy

RFA + Minor Duo W/ an MC who loves Kids

RFA + Minor Duo W/ an MC who bathes in the dark to relieve stress

Saeran + Seven W/ an MC celebrating White Day

Saeran W/ a Doting MC

Saeran + Seven + W/ an MC who just had a bad day

Saeran + Ray + Unknown W/ an MC who asks them to sleep with them

RFA W/ a Short MC

Minor Trio W/ a Short MC

Saeran + Seven W/ an MC who asks them to come with therapy with them

Saeran W/ an MC who doesn’t like sweets

Saeran doting on his MC

Saeran + MC Beauty & the Beast AU

RFA + Minor Duo Helping an MC during a Panic Attack

Meeting for the first time W/ Unknown

Zen + Jumin + Ray + Unknown reacting to an MC who plops down on their laps

Black Suit Saeran: “Stop laughing! We have to be quiet!”

MC W/ Saeran: “Yes! I punched him in the first! What’s so hard to believe about that?”

MC W/ Saeran: “You’re going to succeed. It’s already written in the stars.”

SE Saeran W/ MC: “Go ahead. Go to sleep. I dare you.”

Black Suit Saeran W/ MC: “You think you can stop these hands? Say that to my face!”

Seven W/ MC: Whelve & Ansare

Saeran W/ MC: Cafune &  Verklempt

Soulmate AU W/ Saeran

Yoosung + Zen + Jaehee W/ an MC who doesn’t say “I Love You.”

Seven W/ an MC who is overworked from school

RFA W/ an MC who comes out as Non-Binary

RFA + Minor Duo W/ an MC who usually dresses dark but tries something different

RFA + Minor Trio W/ an MC who cried themselves to sleep

RFA + V W/ an MC with Brittle Bone Disease

Yoosung + Zen + Seven + Saeran W/ MC who runs off after they kiss them

Music Theory #1 for Saeran

Music Theory #2 for Seven

Saeran + Ray + Unknown W/ an MC who doesn’t believe they deserve to be happy

Saeran W/ an MC who likes Cartoons but is ashamed of it

RFA + Saeran finding out their MC is a boy

Trans Yoosung on his first date W/ MC

Music Theory #3 for Saeran

Music Theory #4 for Saeran

Jaehee + Seven W/ an MC who had to underground for their own safety

RFA W/ an MC who was brainwashed by Mint Eye

Music Theory #5 for Saeran

Music Theory #6 for Seven

Seven + V + Saeran W/ an MC who doesn’t think she deserves food

Soulmate AU W/ Seven

Daddy Saeran Tag

Writing Prompt Lists

Seven + Jumin W/ an MC who wants to go to Cat Island

Seven + Jumin W/ an MC in a Cat Cafe

Saeran W/ MC cuddling

Music Theory #7 for Seven

RFA kids with Separation Issues

Saeran W/ an MC who has a prosthetic leg

MC w/ stuffed animals

Music Theory #8 W/ Saeran

Flirty MC w/ Ray & Unknown

Prompt Lists + Prompts

RFA Kids AU

RFA + Saeran + V w/ an MC with Gastroparesis

MC believing they don’t deserve to be happy” W/ Seven?

Ray + Saeran w/ an MC with a daughter

Matchup + Match Up

Haunted MC AU + Laptop anon

SPN AU

Mob Saeran AU

Zen W/ an MC with Infertility Issues

Seven + V + Saeran W/ an Goth MC

Seven W/ an emotionally unreadable MC

Seven + Saeran W/ an MC who comes home distraught after a family fight

Jumin + Saeran + Seven W/ an MC who calls their Cat their baby/son/daughter/child

Saeyoung, Saeran, and Jaehee W/ an MC who calls little things they love “babies”

Saeran + Vanderwood + Saeyoung W/ an MC with a Child Alter

Seven W/ an MC who wants kisses

Seven W/ an MC with abandonment fears

Saeyoung + Zen + Saeran W/ an MC after a bad dissociation

Seven W/ an MC with BPD

Seven W/ A kid Hacker who lives alone

Zen W/ an MC who has been bullied by his fans

Seven + Saeran + Zen W/ a Burly Lumberjack MC

Saeran W/ an MC who mistakes Seven for him

Saeyoung + Saeran + V W/ a shy Male MC

Jumin + Saeyoung + Saeran W/a Nervous Male MC

Zen W/ an MC with disordered eating

Soulmate AU Ray

Soulmate AU Seven

Seven + Saeran W/ and MC with a Vent Blog

Unknown + Suit + Ray W/ an MC with nightmares

Seven + Zen + Saeran W/ an MC who just needs to scream

Zen W/ an MC who needs comfort

Vent Blog AU

Seven W/ an MC with self-worth issues

Jaehee W/ an MC with a dog

Seven W/ a Trans Masc MC

Jaehee W/ an MC who volunteers

Saeran + Saeyoung W/a Male MC who climbs trees

Zen W/ an MC with low self-esteem

Vanderwood + Saeran + Saeyoung W/ an MC with a placating alter

Unknown comfort an MC

Suit Saeran + Ray + Saeran W/ an MC with Panic Attacks

Jumin + Zen + Saeran W/ an MC who helps others but never thinks of themselves

Zen W/ an MC who has a cat

Saeyoung + Unknown W/ an MC who suffered from Child Abuse

Saeran + Saeyoung + Vanderwood W/ an MC who struggles to eat

Jumin W/ an MC who is planing something and he’s suspicious

Ray W/ an MC who is suddenly affectionate

Saeran W/ a Trans!Male!MC nervous about coming out

RFA + Minor Trio with an mc with bad imposter syndrome

MC who mistakes Saeran for Saeyoung

Saeran + Suit Saeran + Ray walking in on an MC who is changing

Saeran + Suit Saeran + Ray with an MC who kisses them out of the blue

Ray W/ an MC who spoils him

Saeran W/ an MC who gets back at him for biting them

MC calling Ray their prince

Zen W/ a fit MC

Jaehee + Seven W/ a fit Male MC

RFA + Minor Trio W/ an MC who has animalistic triggers

RFA + V W/ a paramedic MC

RFA + Minor Trio W/a female MC who dresses more “masculine”

RFA + V + Saeran W/ an MC with ADHD

Seven + Saeran + Jumin + Jihyun W/ a Trans!M!MC

V comforting an MC about the Quarantine

Saeran comforting an emotionally tired MC

Judas (My Male MC) W/ an MC who loves kisses

Lila (My MC) W/ an MC who kisses her

My MCs and how they react during Panic Attacks

Jumin comforts an MC who lost their job

An MC who can get Suit Saeran to smile

Yoosung W/ an MC who is always sleepy

An MC who was childhood friends with Ray and Seven but Ray don’t remember them + PART TWO

Zen comforting an emotional MC

Seven W/ an MC who cosplays as him

Yoosung W/ a chubby MC

RFA + Saeran W/ an MC during the quarantine

Saeran jealous of Zen flirting with his MC

Zen W/ a drunk and flirty MC

RFA W/ an MC who would rather adopt

Yoosung W/ a Punk MC

Zen comforting his MC

Zen comforting his MC while they’re on their period

Seven scolded by his MC for not eating well

Ray + Seven + Yoosung comforting a crybaby MC

Lila (My MC) with a tall MC

Minji + Lila + Judas (My MCs) reacting to Lumberjack MC

Baby Prompts

Zen W/ an MC on Anti-Depressants

Saeran + Ray + Suit accidentally blurt out “I love you” to MC

Saeran + Seven + Yoosung W/ an MC that’s older than them

Seven + Zen + Jaehee W/ an MC that’s younger than them

Seven checking up on Saeran + his boyfriend and getting called out for worrying too much

What if MC asked to kiss Ray in the Garden?

MC singing Ray to sleep

Anniversary with Saeran

Saeran + Seven W/ a Witch MC

Vanderwood + V + Saeran W/ an MC with abusive family

Ray + Suit + Saeran W/ an MC with resting annoyed face

Jumin + Seven + Saeran W/ a Latinx MC

Vanderwood + V + Saeran W/ an Polygot MC

Saeran + Seven W/ an MC who dotes on them

Jumin + Seven + Saeran W/ a male MC who enjoys staying up late

RFA + Minor Trio Wedding Songs

Jumin + Seven W/ an MC distraught over an injured animal

Chaos Theory + Choi Boys

Unknown coming to “rescue” a depressed MC

Jaehee has a romantic dream about MC

Zen and MC chatting over word puzzles

Saeran + Ray + Suit W/ an MC always ready to fight for them

Jaehee defending MC from an entitled customer

Saeran comforting Lila: “He didn’t do it out of the good of his heat, he did it out of the dumb of his ass!” + Bonus Saeyoung commentary

Zen comforting an MC with severe depression

Ray and his MC laying together

V + Zen + Saeran W/ an MC with dry humor and coarse attitude

RFA W/ a foster child

Zen + Saeran + Seven W/ an MC with an alcoholic dad

Ray W/ an MC who seems apathetic

RFA W/ an MC that self-isolates during depression

Zen x Seven x Reader Polyship

Anastasia AU

Zen comforting a plus-size MC

Jaehee + Jumin + V W/ a quiet and calm MC

Seven comforting an MC with an undiagnosed mental illness

Yoosung W/ a foreign MC

Zen W/ an MC who tosses and turns in their sleep

Seven W/ an Male MC with scars

OCs x Reader Soulmate AU, Minji part two, Judas part three,

RFA + Saeran W/ an MC with PTSD

Zen W/ an MC on the anniversary of their attempt at ending their life + PART TWO + PART THREE

RFA + Minor Trio W/ a comedian MC

Seven + Minor Trio W/ an MC who is a criminal pathologist

Zen + Yoosung + Seven Comforting an MC during a thunderstorm

Judas (My MC) being comforted by the MC about his past

RFA W/ an MC who looks like Rika

RFA + V + Saeran W/ an MC who has them as their phone wallpaper

RFA + Minor Trio W/ an MC who never gets cold

Ray W/ an MC with a fondness for sad flowers

Minji (My MC) with an MC who loves to bake

Zen + Jumin + V W/ a Male MC that’s taller than them

Jumin W/ a paramedic MC who treats him after an accident

RFA platonic cuddles

Saeran + Ray + Suit W/ an Affectionate MC

Most Likely to Least Likely to Tease an MC for a crush on another member

Color Soulmate Jumin

Color Soulmate V

Lila x Reader blurb 2

RFA + V W/ an MC who is always cold

AE Saeran W/ an MC who is still afraid of him

If Jumin dealt with the Bomb,  two

Saeran + Seven W/ an MC who doesn’t like their birthday

RFA + V + Saeran W/ an MC who struggles to speak Korean

RFA W/ an MC with Social Anxiety

RFA + V + Saeran Teasing MC over a crush on one of the other members

Yoosung W/ a Trans Male MC with ASD

Seven + Saeran + Judas with an MC who finds a lump

V W/ an MC who is a pianist

Suit Saeran W/ an MC who is kind to him

Suit Saeran W/ an MC who don’t mince words with him

Saeran + Ray + Suit W/ an MC who cries a lot

Suit Saeran W/ an MC who doesn’t react

Suit + Ray + Saeran W/ an MC who calls them a cannibal for eating marshmallows

Zen W/ an MC who cannot stand his drinkin’ or smoking due to past abuse

Seven W/ an MC who is still upset about his actions during the bomb scare

RFA + V + Judas + Minji W/ an MC who replaces their items with sweets

RFA W/ an MC who is dealing with a power outage

RFA + Minor Trio W/ an MC on their period

RFA + Saeran W/ an MC whose family treats them like a maid

Yoosung and MC dealing with depression

My MCs comforting an MC who overworked themself

RFA W/ an MC who had nightmares

RFA W/ an MC with large scars

RFA + Minor Trio W/ an MC who gets angry when they’re sick

Minor Trio + Jumin + Yoosung with an MC that’s younger than them

RFA W/ a teen MC

Jumin + Seven + V W/ an MC who was trying to make them a cake 

Seven + Zen + Jumin W/ an MC who looks like Elizabeth the 3rd

RFA W/ an MC who writes their feelings in lyrics 

Jumin + V + Seven W/ an Male MC who doodles them

Yoosung + Zen + Jumin + Seven W/ an MC who wants to braid their hair

Jumin + Seven + Zen W/ an MC who only eats soup

Ray + Suit + Saeran W/ an MC who doesn’t have a cute sneeze

Suit Saeran W/ an MC taller than him

CHARACTER TAGS

Saeran Choi

Saeyoung Choi

Yoosung Kim

Jumin Han

Jaehee Kang

Hyun Ryu

Jihyun Kim

Lila Lancelot (my MC!)

Judas Choi (my MC!) + Minji Cho (my MC!) + Poly Trio

FICS:

Convallaria Majalis - Saeran x OC x Ray

+ more can be found at my AO3

Ⓜ︎ⓎⓈⓉⒾⒸⓂ︎ⒺⓈⓈⒺⓃⒼⒺⓇ

I’m just going to give you Memes. I’m just going to give you the memes that describe the energy that the RFA has when they’re involved with this fucking goose game. 

Yoosung

Jaehee

Zen

Jumin

Seven

V

Saeran

✧⋆＊⋆☆✦ || Saeran Choi || ✦☆⋆＊⋆✧

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

✧⋆＊⋆☆✦ || Saeran Choi || ✦☆⋆＊⋆✧

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Rating: G

Pairing: JihyunxMC

Warning(s): cosplay, crack (?? I guess??) and just a couple of dumbasses in love 

a/n: My fic for @unknownzine where Saeran ends up living at Rika’s apartment and has to “persuade” the RFA into joining Mint Eye instead of a certain someone. (∩❛ ڡ ❛∩) ♡ It’s not a typical romantic fic but it has its moments. I haven’t written anything with fluff+humor in a while, so please, pleaaaaaaseeee let me know if you guys like/want to see more fics like this one. Rb = 💙

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It will be fun, she said.

It will be easy, she said.

Unknown thought to himself as he made his way to the RFA Coordinator’s infamous apartment. He heard his assistant, who was tracking his every move, laugh her ass off at the situation via the end of the other line. Though the plan was to make the girl his pawn…it seemed that the tables have turned. And now, he was the puppet listening to her every instruction from an earpiece.

You see, Unknown wanted to get an unsuspecting girl involved with this whole mess. You know, the cute kind with big, round, and innocent eyes. The type of girl who would fall for pretty much anything. Yeah, he wanted to use that kind of girl for his plan. His plan was full-proof: get the girl, lure her in with promises of unrealistic relationship goals, have her download the RFA app, make her seduce the RFA, take the RFA to Magenta, and then profit! Of course, he had no plans to invite Luciel nor V to paradise. But unfortunately for him, his plans went to shambles the moment the devil wearing a cute outer mask decided to download his app.

And now, Unknown found himself in a cheap brunette wig and an oversized sweater that covered most of his face. Though as much as he hated to admit, the skirt was extremely comfortable. He thought he was one step ahead when he appointed the girl to be his assistant, but it turned out that she was completely useless. She couldn’t even handle the simple task of seducing the RFA. Pathetic. She probably thought it was all a big joke.

“Aw, don’t look so sour! The sweater really matches your complexion.”

Unknown felt a metaphorical vein pop on his forehead at her snarky comment, but he continued to keep himself composed. There was no way he would sacrifice the entire mission for a suave comeback. If the CCTV showed any footage of him going off on his idiotic partner, then it would be game over for the both of them. Plus, he still needed her to track Luciel’s every move in case he had any tricks up his sleeve. Though setting her up with a listening device to give him directions to the apartment wasn’t the best idea.

No matter, he could always teach her a lesson after all of this was over. That will show her who was the real boss.

“Are you ready for the password? Do a cute little twirl if you are ready!” she teased. Unknown only gave a low growl as a response, making the girl immediately tell him the password without any foreplay.  

With the help of his troublesome yet cunning pawn, Unknown input the password into the apartment lock and made his way in. Soon he was able to open the app and the messages came in one by one. The blondie one was complaining (yet again) about his tests while Luciel and the flirty musical actor mocked him. Hah…what a loser. It would be best to wait before one of them noticed him. And thus, patiently, Unknown waited.

He waited…and waited, and waited.

…

..

.

Is this a fucking joke?! He had been in the messenger for about nine minutes. NINE. WHOLE. FUCKING. MINUTES. Did these people not give a shit about their safety?!

Maybe he shoul—

707: Think someone entered the chatroom

Jumin Han: cutiepie231

About DAMM time!

Of course, Luciel was the one to notice his presence. No matter, let the real game begin.

“Ohoho looks like they finally noticed you! Don’t feel too discouraged! I am sure they will fall head over heels for you soon” his partner cooed before adding, “I already started tracking, looks like Luciel saw the apartment’s CCTV.”

Perfect.

Everything was finally falling into place, the CCTV should be convincing enough to make Luciel think that some naive girl came into the apartment rather than his twin brother in a wig. Plus, his nickname was brilliant! He should pat himself on the back after everything was over. Feeling satisfied Unknown looked back into the chat.

Completely…

Zen: wtf. How did it get in here?

707 is typing…

Unsuspectin—

707: HACKER!

Fuck.

For a moment—just a moment, he began to panic, but he still kept his fake nice girl composure and began typing. It didn’t take much convincing to get them to believe him. Though V had to be the one to convince glasses and CEO, but he already had the musical actor and the blondie in the bag. Guess men would do anything the moment they see a cute girl in a short skirt show up in front of their doorstep, literally. Well, was it literally? No matter, now was not the time for that. He successfully infiltrated the RFA and—

707 sent you a message!

Gross. What could he possibly want?

His lovely partner-in-crime giggled on the other end, “guess he caught your drift, Unknown. Maybe you aren’t as good of a hacker as you thought”

“Oh, aren’t you having a great fucking time?” Unknown grunted under his breath loud enough for her to hear.

But she continued to giggle. “Sorry, sorry, maybe he’s just messaging to confess his undying feelings for you,” the girl emphasized, “you’re just so charming! I bet Luciel is already falling for you!”

“Aren’t you as cunning as ever.” Unknown mumbled before opening the app, “laugh away. We’ll see if you’re still laughing, after this whole shitstorm is over.”

707: cutiepie231, it’s me Seven.

Was he stupid?

Of course, he knew who the fuck it was! The name was on the user ID. Annoyed, Unknown decided to leave Luciel on read before something caught his eye.

707: If you need anything, I am only a bat signal away (∩❛ ڡ ❛∩) ♡♡

Was Luciel out of his goddamn mind? Or was he also on drugs? Or was it…

But before he could finish, he heard the brunette on the other end burst into laughter, “O.M.G. Is he flirting?”

Even the thought of Luciel flirting made him want to throw up. His response made Unknown want to activate ‘Rika’s Big Surprise’ in the apartment or whatever that was—probably a bomb or something, to end it all.

As if she knew what he was thinking, his partner-in-crime suggested, “before you think about ending it all. We can use this to our advantage. Gain his trust and then break his heart.”

“Aren’t you a genius. Just..uhh..uhhhhhhh let me see” Unknown grumbled sarcastically before typing a flirty response to Luciel.

cutiepie231: Oh!! My handsome knight!!! Please protect me!! ๐·°(৹˃̵﹏˂̵৹)°·๐ I’m so scwareeed!!

707: Knight? I am GOD !!  As long as the princess of the RFA is in danger, I will ALWAYS protect her! (•́⌄•́๑)૭✧

Princess of the RFA…?

Disgusting.

“See! That wasn’t too hard. My amazing boss is the most charming person to exist! Luciel is no match” she chuckled before adding, “now all you gotta do is to say something so alluring that it reels him in super duper hard! Pretty easy, right?”

“If it’s so easy, why don’t you do it?” Unknown muttered while he replied to Luciel.

“I can’t” she mumbled, yet her tone was full of determination.

Unknown couldn’t help but be annoyed at her stupid comment. If it weren’t for her uncooperative and lazy attitude, he would have never been in this mess. Unable to keep his emotions in check Unknown bickered, “yeah right! We both know you can take my place any time and make the entire the RFA fall in love with you! You could probably do the job in 11 fucking days! You’re so gorgeous and fun-loving, the RFA would—”

“You think I am…gorgeous?” his partner interrupted.

Shit.

Guess he woke up on the wrong side of the goddamn bed today, because nothing seemed to be going according to his plans. Couldn’t the cruel God from above think of another adjective to describe her? No, never. Of course, she was extremely attractive and good-looking, but he didn’t want her thinking he thought of her as anything other than a hindrance. Well, she wasn’t always a hindrance per se. Sometimes, she was kind of funny and…cute.

For some reason, thinking about the brunette made Unknown feel hot all over and unable to breathe—perhaps a fever? Was this one of her ploys to get him ill? Could someone even get you sick with just words?

Whatever.

He didn’t have time for her distractions.

“Just forget it” he commanded unable to think of a better excuse.

She just snickered at his response, “I think you’re equally gorgeous, darling! How could I possibly pick the RFA over my handsome boss?”

“What—Well, at least I know that’s a goddamn lie!”  

He heard her snickering get louder at his comment, but before Unknown could argue any further, his equally darling assistant excitedly interjected, “so, what did you type to reel him in?”

“I…it was…” Unknown slurred, his head full of shame.

“Well?” the girl asked.

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