The Directors Lounge

In retrospect, #TitsOutForHarambe would have been a much better hashtag

the plant has a question

17 years of engineering and iTunes is still crap.

Nah.

what fuckery is this

Lion King 2018

if i ever have kids instead of being like “it’s a boy” im going to send out highly bewildering cards that say things like “it’s the chosen one” and “it’s probably not a lizard” and “we’re not sure what it is, but it just set the couch on fire, please send help” with a different thing to every person i send one to just to see what people show up at the baby shower with

So pure

THE FASTEST TYPIST IN THE WORLD IS A DOG

200 WPM

If you go to jail for tax evasion, you’re living off of taxes as a result of not paying taxes.

If Al Gore preformed a math-based dance, would it be considered an algorithm?

Anyone else piss their mom off without even trying lol