Curiouser & Curiouser

renesmee: renesmee

new classmate: that’s… interesting

renesmee: my mom was on crack when she named me

bella, sitting literally two seats away: 

“This is the big reveal that’s mirrored in the game of mahjong. Rachel draws a tile in mahjong. It’s a set-building game; it’s very much like poker, so you can draw a card that gives you the win. So Rachel draws the win, but instead of winning, she lets Eleanor have [the winning tile], and so that mirrors the dialogue because what she tells Eleanor in that moment is, ‘Your son has proposed to me, but because I don’t want him to lose his relationship with his mother, I am going to say no and in the future, when he marries someone you think is appropriate, you’re going to remember that that’s because of me.” ~ Bourree Lam, journalist

The script for Crazy Rich Asians has the kind of scriptwriting tightness only the very best romcoms have, like Top Hat, How to Steal a Million, and While You Were Sleeping. Except it understands racism and misogyny better than those films do, for obvious reasons, so it juggles even more balls, with even more skill.

literally, no one:

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Hinata

Number 3

Remained a middle blocker

Never broke the 170 cm barrier but that’s ok, his jump height is fucking insane

Never became the team’s ace, and is OK with that, he’s still a super famous player

Enjoys challenging his kouhai, loud, exuberant, largely the same as he was as a first year but a little more mature (not much, though)

Tries to age himself up with his look–tighter t-shirts to accentuate his frame, undercut to tame the floof, two earrings in his left ear (takes them out for practices and games)

Still Kageyama’s partner, uses the mega-quick to command the attention of his kouhai and competitors

Surprisingly popular with the girls at Karasuno, is always swimming in Valentine’s chocolates

Still terrible at school, but has gotten better now that he knows his study style and learning quirks

Kageyama

Number 2

Setter, Vice Captain

Settled at about 183 cm and just… grew out. Has the shoulder-to-waist ratio of a goddamn underwear model

Still one of the best setters in the nation, still doesn’t totally understand how to People™

Member of the Under-19 Team

Surprisingly gentle with his kouhai, taking the younger setters under his wing and expanding their repertoire. Still a terrible teacher, but as long as he has someone there to translate his random onomatopoeia, his point comes across

Same exact haircut, much to literally everyone’s chagrin. Still wears that weird, giant sweatshirt. The only difference are his new glasses, seeing as he low key destroyed his eyesight watching volleyball videos late

Doesn’t get why he gets a confession at least once a week. He tries to be gracious about it, but usually winds up accidentally hurting their feelings (Tsukishima rags on him for it constantly)

Now that the girls in his class know that he’s a big, dumb shmoo with resting bitch face, he has a “fanclub” of his own, not unlike Oikawa, and no, the irony is not lost on him (it’s more a protection squad than a fanclub anyway)

Tsukishima

Number 4

Best blocker in the prefecture, highly feared at Nationals (ugh, we have to try and spike against Karasuno’s Number 4…why this)

Member of the Under-19 Team

Didn’t get much taller (193 cm) but filled out quite a bit, lost all his baby fat, is now legit so beautiful

Mega stylish, and doesn’t let anyone forget it (has been featured on the TokyoFashion IG once or twice) Wears contacts in class now (his s/o mentioned how pretty his eyes are)

Temper softened a lot after his first year when he realized he was frightening the kouhai. He’s still just as savage, but it’s no longer as cutting (and mostly directed to Kageyama and Hinata)

Has been in a steady relationship since the beginning of his second year, and always makes time for it (Hinata teases that his s/o made him go soft, and that usually earns him a week’s worth of insults)

Has acquired a fair number of followers, both at Karasuno and other schools. Akiteru is… very proud

Yamaguchi

Number 1

Captain, switched to Wing Spiker his second year (right side)

Hit a huge growth spurt, evened out around 191 cm and has pretty broad shoulders, but he’s now covered in stretch marks as a result (and yes, he’s self conscious about them, thanks for asking)

Grew his hair out, is now a ponytailed fluff monster, has a secret piercing (he’ll never tell)

Good captain, very soft and kind, but if anyone starts falling behind he has a terrifying temper. Often all he has to do is smile just right and it gets everyone’s asses in gear

Kind of soft, still sort of has to play go-between with the girls at Karasuno and Tsukishima (will he be free from the wing man curse)

Surprisingly doesn’t really date, doesn’t really get confessions despite being considered one of the better boys at Karasuno. Everyone just sort of assumes he has a girlfriend

say things 

“But you’re not! That’s not even plausible! How can you just - you are not even puce. Fine. Fine. Another one.”

“Are you sure? You seem pretty mad.”

“I assure you I am wholly and terribly sane.”

“Heh, you know that’s not the kind I meant.”

“Hssssss.”

“Haha, fine, fine. I’m … a dragon.”

robert pattinson, without an inch of effort: