Little Rabbit Stories

"You can take the future, even if you fail." “I want one!” “I’m getting married tomorrow!” “I’ve invited my dad to my wedding.” “Dot, dot, dot, that’s what they did in the olden days.” “And now I know what they mean, he’s a love machine!” “What a night!” “God! Stop...

because it helps to remember this every now and then.

Also did anybody else notice that they removed the “Elton John’s AIDS foundation” logo from Miley’s picture? Fuckin’ agendas everywhere….

I literally threw a mini fit

The fact that they even touched up the woman in the BACKGROUND of the Selena Gomez pic is crazy.

I’ve said this every time it comes on my dash but please also notice that a lot of the women get photoshopped lighter.

And that´s the reason why nobody should try to be that thin, because that thin doesn´t exist in reality.

THIS IS SO SATISFYING TO LOOK AT I LITERALLY STARED AT THIS FOR LIKE 12 MINUTEs

is nobody going to talk about how whoever did this just decided miley didn’T NEED TWO ARMS

"I could make that happen." Jim chuckled and put his glass down on the table. “But I get the feeling that you’re the sort of man who doesn’t want his brother’s help. Especially when he now knows said brother is a criminal. I’ll let you figure your own auditions out.”

Richard nodded. "Yes, I would prefer if I lived my own life without you getting everything for me." He finishes off his water. "I still don't think you're telling the truth... I was worried you wouldn't take my case, too boring for your liking. It only makes sense you look into you clients, to make sure they aren't spies, and that would be when you figured out who I am. So, you'd take the case, then invite me here. Seems plausible to me. Tell me if I'm wrong? I just can't believe you."

Sebastian got up and walked to his room to get the lube. “Open wide, bunny.” He grinned and licked his lip as he opened the bottle.

Richard grinned as he relaxed, and spread his legs, showing himself off for Sebastian. "I am yours to do as you please."

"Much better Richie." He kissed down his chest as his calloused hands ran down his body, softer than Jim’s. He grinned and sucked the flesh of his hipbone. 

"Nn… I like your mouth on my body, it feels nice." He relaxed on the couch, letting Seb do as he pleased. 

"I like your body in my mouth." He took Richard’s legs to spread them, kissing and biting down his inner thigh.

Richard gasped and shuddered a bit. "If you like it so much, do as you please."

"Are you sure it’s completely safe for me here? I want it guaranteed. I don’t want the slightest chance someone comes after me because of you- I know its probably unlikely but I know you can never now with your kind of work."

Jim smirked, and drank more before licking the alchol off his lips in what was very much a predatory manner. “Trust me. No one would dare come after you. You’ll be quite safe, I promise.”

Richard sighed. "Alright I suppose... I suppose I'll trust you. However, there is no need for me to stay in London after this performance. I should just go back go Dublin really..." he took a drink of his water. "Maybe I'll stay if a Company Hires me on full time..."

*gets abducted by aliens* thank you. you have no idea how much i hated living on that planet