Random and weirdly specific Yuji Itadori headcanons bc I love him and I spent all my classes today talking about him.
• This boy CANNOT tie his shoelaces. I know y’all seen those stupid shoes he wears that you pull to tighten, Gojo knew from the moment he saw him that he’ll probably die if he had lace-up shoes.
• Lord TMI he’ll say anything he does NAWT care bro.
• Embarrassing stuff happens to him all the time I’m sorry, although he still has aura because he doesn’t GET embarrassed.
• Although he’s good at fighting he’s super clumsy when his guard is down, I think especially with really tedious tasks, he would suck at them, even though he’s gentle and tries really hard.
• Whenever he’s nervous or excited he has to pee. I’m sorry he just strikes me as the type plus he’s kinda like a dog.
• Just to add onto that he also has a really weak bladder
• Since Yuji is Yuji and also JJK is set in 2018, he’s a religious bottle flipper and owns like ten fidget spinners.
• Never not hungry, eats like his own weight every day and never gains any weight (aside from muscles heh)
• Uses 5-In-1 shower gel (always the like citrusy or minty ones)
• I think in general he’d smell like that shower gel, hair gel, and depending on whether he’d just showered or not a sort of sweet and boyish musk
• Naturally more tan than most people he knows (although it could be js because he’s outside so often)
• He’s NEVER been able to grow facial hair other than slight sideburns, it annoys him and he yearns for facial hair (bfr we’d all tell him to shave it…)
• We all know he’s street-smart and pretty quick-thinking but he sucks with academics (I’m pretty sure this is canon anyway). ESPECIALLY ENGLISH, he HATES grammar, HATES writing, HATES literacy in general
• Laughs off literally any injury also I think he would break his toes pretty often idk why
• HATESSS wasting food, will eat anyones leftovers even if he doesn’t particularly like the food. It’s edible, isn’t it?
• He has a habit of saying “huh?” even if he heard someone perfectly fine
• He’s very expressive, clearly, but in general it’s easy for anyone to read him, you can always tell when he’s the slightest bit upset because he’s a big pouter
• More observant than people really assume he’d be, like people kind if assume he’s pretty dumb
• NO SENSE OF PERSONAL SPACE. He’s constantly touching (unless you ask him not too, then he tries his hardest), constantly brushing shoulders, leaning over people
• Manspreader. He tries not to but it’s innate
• He’s incredibly open, doesn’t really have any secrets, scarily comfortable with nudity 😭😭, his door is always unlocked
• If he TRIES, his handwriting is pretty neat, but he doesn’t see the point if it’s just about intelligible
• Says “that’s crazy” to everything
• SO INSANELY oblivious to when something is romantic and when it’s not. He’ll get asked on literal dates and still assume it’s “just friends having dinner!”
• The only time he really does get embarrassed is if he gets complimented. Then he gets shy and nervous and embarrassed
• Disgustingly tolerant to spicy food
• Talks to animals in that stupid baby voice and is never embarrassed of it
• Never really holds grudges. Forgets them more often than not
• He’s pretty forgetful but not about things that matter - he’ll always remember peoples birthdays, when he has to remember important info ect. However he can’t remember lots of information at once
• World’s biggest morning person. Wake him up at 6am and he’ll beam and thank you, like the fuck?
• When he’s actually tired, he becomes a lot more affectionate and a lot less aware of what he’s saying
