AROACE!!!!! [bass boosted vine boom sound effect here] I need to stop getting attached to the doomed vaguely masc characters with infinite knowledge, its not good for me
About me! (Or at least a basic rundown, is likely to be edited in the future as some information my be out of date):
About me?
(They/them and it/its pronouns if you don't want to go to the site <3)
My Ao3 acc!!: Omnipitant_Duck
Fandoms!! (YAYYYY!!!!): The Magnus Archives👁️(Mag 200 absolutely wrecked me holy crap 😦)(Michael Shelly/disortion, Gerry, and Sasha my beloveds🫶🫶🫶), The Mechanisms (ily toy soldier 🫶it's so me. I'm also just happy to be involved), Six of Crows/Crooked Kingdom🐦⬛️, the Grishaverse in general☀️🌑(Again, NO SPOILERS!!!!! Im not done yet 😔), SFAWTDE!!!!!!!, The Mechnus Archives (Discord Server), Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Tech is my son, I birthed him myself)
DNI:
Transphobic people, homophobic people, just generally shitty people, mdni accounts, generative ai users (this includes people who use chatbots. Im begging you, just read a fic on ao3, just write that shitty little fic you've always wanted to read, you dont have to contribute to people dying to interact with your blorbos. You can come back once you've deleted your chatbots and have read at least ONE fic written by an actual person.)
(Most common tags under the cut + miscellaneous info + credit for the pictures used)
My most common tags:
For art/my writing+art: #art #*eats it* #my art <3 / my art #my writing + my fanfic writing #soc x atla/atla x soc #soc x tma/tma x soc
For goofy shenanigans of all the sorts: #tumblr shenanigans #shitpost #duck's shenanigans #the duck and its [insert name of thing being used for rp] (ex: #the duck and its alien) #duck's muic recs
Random info!!!!
My favorite color? GREEN!!!! Oh my god I love green!
Favorite time of day? Afternoon right as the sun is setting and the sky lights up with those beautiful oranges and pinks just before the sun is entirely over the horizon and there's just a few small specks of stars dotting the sky like Mother Nature is there saying goodnight to the world and those are the gentle dusting of freckles on her rosy pink and orange cheeks 🌅
Mountains, city, or beach? Mountains all the way!!! 🏔️
Favorite ice cream flavor? Orange creamsicle (my beloved!!! I love you orange creamsicle🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶)
What sauce do I eat my chicken nuggets with? SWEET AND SOUR ALL THE WAY BABY!!!! (Ranch is alr too tho, but it's better with chicken tenders)
What series am I watching right now? Star Wars: The Bad Batch (thank you again, mother, ypu wont see this (hopefully), but you know ball)
What do I collect? Bones, lots of bones, but also anything shiny that I find of the ground like beads or soda tabs or really weird/cool looking rocks
Fun fact! Despite all the jokes I make and my username, ducks aren't actually my favorite animal. Currently it's split between Hallucigenia and Quetzalcoatlus
Favorite shape? Möbius strip. Fuck you and your squares, I want the one sided two dimensional geometric thingamabob /silly
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I think that some people tend to forget the fact that j@n van eck tried to cure wylans dyslexia with HYPNOTISM. Like a chill ran down my spine when I read that. Like are we kidding?!?!! van eck when i catch you
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"isekai'd into my favourite book series" story from the perspective of a very confused author who's rereading their draft and finding there's an entire new character they don't remember writing.
kind of embarrasing when your life is actually going pretty well but you still have mental health problems. it's like when you drink water but still have a headache like what the hell. you're telling me this isn't because of the Situations i'm actually just like this. i want a refund.
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My name is Suhaila, and I am a mother of five children.
I spend every moment beside my little daughter Mira's hospital bed, holding her tiny hand and praying that she survives. Mira is undergoing urgent surgeries, and her iron level has dropped to just 6, leaving her little body dangerously weak. She urgently needs medicine and specialized medical treatment. We have been told that she needs treatment abroad, but the border crossing is closed, and she cannot leave to receive the care that could save her life. As her mother, I feel helpless as I watch her suffer, unable to give her the treatment she desperately needs.
At the same time, my family is living through another heartbreaking tragedy. Our home was completely destroyed, my husband was injured and can no longer work, and my children have gone for days without enough food. We have almost nothing left to eat, and every day they ask me for food that I cannot provide. We are living under constant shelling, surrounded by fear, with no safe place to go. My children are hungry, my family is exhausted, and we are simply trying to stay alive.
I am begging you with all the strength I have left—please do not turn away from our pain. Your donation could help provide Mira with the medicines and treatment she urgently needs and help my family buy food to survive. If you cannot donate, please share our story with others. Your kindness could save my daughter's life and give my children hope during this unimaginable hardship. Please don't let Mira be forgotten.
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Not a bug/animal but I think we can add this to that post with the pics of people unknowingly holding like tarantula hawks and giant water bugs and that blue ringed octopus...
A photograph of what appears to be a cylindrical metal container with a hinged lid, inside of which are small white dots, from the camera picking up radiation inside the container. The photograph is attached to a social media post, which has been translated as, "Dear rugged techies, please help me understand this strange effect. When I photograph this jar open, these dots show up, and when I do it closed there is almost none — the inside is empty and doesn't smell like anything. / Admin's note: I hope you weren't carrying this thing around in your pocket."
I think that might just be an opened spinthariscope! They're radioactive, but they are safe. xkcd actually just did a comic about them!
Quoting explain xkcd:
As stated in the comic, a spinthariscope is a device with a small amount of radioactive material (americium or thorium) and a screen. When one of the radioactive atoms decays, it emits an alpha particle, which strikes the screen, which emits a small flash of light. You can see these flashes by looking through a lens.
It was invented in 1903 initially as a scientific instrument, but was soon replaced by more accurate and quantitative devices. But the original device was still popular for some time as an educational toy for children, and you can still get them today.
The joke in the comic is that most people have little understanding of radiation, and overreact to any mention that something is radioactive. So when Cueball tells Megan, White Hat, and Ponytail that the toy contains radioactive material, they're shocked and scared. But the amount of radioactive material in the toy is very tiny and the radiation is itself so trivially contained that there's practically no risk from it. The short-ranged alpha particles are likely stopped by the lens through which the harmless flashes of light (from particles that instead hit and neutralise in the internal screen element) are seen. Alpha decay always leads to an unstable decay product, which results in further decay (always gamma decay, and sometimes beta decay as well) which are less easily blocked; but the amount of such radiation from these decay products is negligible.
Granted, it'd probably be better to have the screen there, but I can't find any source saying it would be a danger if a kid broke one open.
EDIT: Yeah, definitely a spinthariscope. This is what one looks like open:
wish ppl understood the power nowadays in not giving something attention. things today are so focused on attention and reaction and #memes that the best way to shut literally anything down is simply not give it exactly what it wants. like you arent going to own that bigot on twitter youre going to boost their original message whether thats your intent or not and you arent just playing with ai for shits and giggles you are giving it free learning and data. just stop engaging with things that dont deserve it
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i cant tell which is my favorite part. the frantic pulling of the hose as its getting sucked into the sky like a spaghetti noodle, the random “OH YEAH BABY!”, or the guy just chuckin a rock into the fire tornado at the end as if that’s gonna show it who’s boss