AROACE!!!!! [bass boosted vine boom sound effect here] I need to stop getting attached to the doomed vaguely masc characters with infinite knowledge, its not good for me
About me! (Or at least a basic rundown, is likely to be edited in the future as some information my be out of date):
About me?
(They/them and it/its pronouns if you don't want to go to the site <3)
My Ao3 acc!!: Omnipitant_Duck
Fandoms!! (YAYYYY!!!!): The Magnus ArchivesποΈ(Mag 200 absolutely wrecked me holy crap π¦)(Michael Shelly/disortion, Gerry, and Sasha my belovedsπ«Άπ«Άπ«Ά), The Mechanisms (ily toy soldier π«Άit's so me. I'm also just happy to be involved), Six of Crows/Crooked Kingdomπ¦β¬οΈ, the Grishaverse in generalβοΈπ(Again, NO SPOILERS!!!!! Im not done yet π), SFAWTDE!!!!!!!, The Mechnus Archives (Discord Server), Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Tech is my son, I birthed him myself)
DNI:
Transphobic people, homophobic people, just generally shitty people, mdni accounts, generative ai users (this includes people who use chatbots. Im begging you, just read a fic on ao3, just write that shitty little fic you've always wanted to read, you dont have to contribute to people dying to interact with your blorbos. You can come back once you've deleted your chatbots and have read at least ONE fic written by an actual person.)
(Most common tags under the cut + miscellaneous info + credit for the pictures used)
My most common tags:
For art/my writing+art: #art #*eats it* #my art <3 / my art #my writing + my fanfic writing #soc x atla/atla x soc #soc x tma/tma x soc
For goofy shenanigans of all the sorts: #tumblr shenanigans #shitpost #duck's shenanigans #the duck and its [insert name of thing being used for rp] (ex: #the duck and its alien) #duck's muic recs
Random info!!!!
My favorite color? GREEN!!!! Oh my god I love green!
Favorite time of day? Afternoon right as the sun is setting and the sky lights up with those beautiful oranges and pinks just before the sun is entirely over the horizon and there's just a few small specks of stars dotting the sky like Mother Nature is there saying goodnight to the world and those are the gentle dusting of freckles on her rosy pink and orange cheeks π
Mountains, city, or beach? Mountains all the way!!! ποΈ
Favorite ice cream flavor? Orange creamsicle (my beloved!!! I love you orange creamsicleπ«Άπ«Άπ«Άπ«Άπ«Ά)
What sauce do I eat my chicken nuggets with? SWEET AND SOUR ALL THE WAY BABY!!!! (Ranch is alr too tho, but it's better with chicken tenders)
What series am I watching right now? Star Wars: The Bad Batch (thank you again, mother, ypu wont see this (hopefully), but you know ball)
What do I collect? Bones, lots of bones, but also anything shiny that I find of the ground like beads or soda tabs or really weird/cool looking rocks
Fun fact! Despite all the jokes I make and my username, ducks aren't actually my favorite animal. Currently it's split between Hallucigenia and Quetzalcoatlus
Favorite shape? MΓΆbius strip. Fuck you and your squares, I want the one sided two dimensional geometric thingamabob /silly
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"my great grandmother who survived 3 wars and raised 10 children by herself while working in a factory watching me go to therapy because my parents yelled at me" ok but your great grandmother was also miserable. maybe your great grandmother would be happy you try your best to not be miserable
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grace pleading to have thunderstorms added to the weather system in the biodome like pleaseeee. i need this. i need this one little thing. and every eridian going past the biodome just starts hearing the wind going crazy, heavy rain, the occasional big ominous booms, and grace is just safe cozy in his home curled around rocky like Ouahhhhh. this is the stuff :]
and like why is there even still gender segregated tennis in the first place. it's hitting shit with a racket. anyone can do that against anyone. like I feel like we've had pretty significant proof that women can and do whup any man's ass at tennis for uuuuuuh however long the Williams sisters have been doing it. what on earth is the point of "sex testing" the players. let them all just hit the fucking balls at whoever they want who gives a fuck.
I love when people try to gotcha me on my stance that all sports should be gender integrated with "even American football???" because I can instantly come back with "oh lmao, no, I don't think ANYONE should play American football at all, it's way too dangerous" like nice try but I know no amount of testosterone is going to protect you from the profound, life ruining health issues caused by getting repeated severe concussions over the course of several years. No one should play this sport.
the youtube notification of ''ooohh your video isn't starting up smoothly???? turn off your ad blocker you cunt <3'' is so pathetic to me bc it takes five seconds max. you think i can't wait five seconds? you think i need to give you money because five seconds is too long? i pity your wife.
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I think cis women should be allowed to get top surgery even if its not for a medical reason like breast reduction or cancer. I think they should be able to get it even if they're completely cisgender. Some women are just sick of dealing with them and would be much much happier never needing to wear a bra again
"cozy bookstore" "cozy cafe with a bookshelf" "omg imagine if there was a place you could just sit and read at" we have this its called the library. you guys want to go to the library. the two college libraries near me have cafes inside and they are open to the public. people need to go to the library
watching the tbb arc in the clone wars directly after watching all of tbb is SO funny because in tbb they adopt a child and start acting like fathers and its very cute and my found family heart is warmed and in tcw they're just psychotic
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Not all venom fans are monster fuckers π some of us are just aroace disasters who like the idea of a platonic soulmate who likes to murder annoying people for you, is that so bad?