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real friends violently kill creepy men with throwing stars

#deerbug #middle name chaos #crimes not committed #alien #working retail #you may think this is exaggerated and I don’t blame you #but those words were real actual spoken sentences #best part #all the same guy #in the same shift #fucking #UNHINGED #blood #death #but in the best way #good murder

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don’t worry about that

#squeak #my buddy right there #touch the plant i dare ya

mythtakens

drinking beverage. having to pee. drinking beverage. having to pee. what’s next? drinking beverage and then having to pee? fucking endless

kragehund-est

mid-year resolutions:

gain 10 pounds

forget a language

spend more money on take-out

be less thoughtful

lose control of my finances

worsen my sleep schedule

etc.

jessebloom

some of my best friends i met at the devil’s sacrament

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fairycosmos

honestly theres always been something really wrong with me but whatever

proteinmom

i love turning off lights. no need for all that

howelljenkins

sorry if u dont think im funny but that’s not my problem my target audience (me) has already been met

touch the plants, it’s safe probably

#squeak #crimes not committed #silly nonsense #violence is fun

line up in order of highest to lowest defense stat for efficient execution

#deerbug #middle name chaos #crimes not committed #Alien #Squeak #human life means much less to me than avoiding dishes

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fun time :)

#deerbug #middle name chaos #crimes not committed #my friends!#Alien #Squeak #will eat idiots and jerks #once ur in my eyes ur in my mouth

i was a witness

#deerbug #crimes not committed #middle name chaos #innocent #never started a fire in my life officer #acab #OH i said… a crab #i’m hoping to adopt one #my three are lonely and pinchy

what’s the point of hating strangers on the internet. hate someone you know. if you’re gonna put the effort into making someone’s life miserable it should be someone you got real fuckin dirt on. hate local.

#deerbug #facts #hate local #middle name chaos #find someone on your road and egg their house #even if you gotta do it every day for several months #back in my day ‘anon hate’ was leaving a flaming shit on someone’s yard and booking it #old bug yells at cloud

u would never guess what happens when u hit the power on switch when its already on

#deerbug #middle name chaos #crimes not committed #the answer isn’t ’super on’ btw #or ‘on x2’#which are two very good guesses #but incorrect apparently #who would’ve thought

i’ll eat ya idc

#deerbug #asexual #ace representation #writing #fanfiction #middle name chaos #put a man in a garbage pile and they call it whump #put a man in an emotionally taxing situation and they call it angst #but put a man in a relationship that doesn’t adhere to the standards that have somehow infiltrated lgbtqia+ art #and they call it misrepresentation

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had to get the damn harness

#deerbug #silly nonsense #middle name bill

I never lie

#deerbug #silly nonsense #middle name chaos

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