Hanging by a moment

LMFAOOOO

That death stare gave me chills

this is too thug not to reblog

The most dangerous game is resting your eyes after you turned off the alarm clock in the morning

shut the fuck up bitch

oh wait this is my post

idk what’s funnier, pets with stereotypical human names like bryan and mckayla or pets with completely ridiculous names like hamburger and concrete

everything we look at is distorted by the fact that the speed of light is finite. when you see me irl, i’m about 5 to 6 nano seconds away from your eyes. which means, when you look at me, you are seeing what i looked like 5 to 6 nanoseconds ago. 5 to 6 nanoseconds in the past. i’ve changed since then. im cuter now. trust me. 

sorry for ignoring you i was mentally dead