~A human of sorts.

Red pill: the ability to read anybodies mind and control their thoughts at will

Found my elementary school notebook the other day with a questionnaire I made my friends take and under favorite artists, my friends wrote, among others:

- Kylie Monocle

- Jenny Fer Lo Fez

- Shachira

- FurG

doing maintenance on the robot.  the robot is stuck on a cord.  the robot ate a sock.  the robot ran out of power before it got back to its charging station.  the robot knocked something over.  it doesn’t help that the Roomba programmers saw fit to outfit the little thing with a series of Artoo-like MIDI scales and honks, to convey the mood of its message: docking successfully produces a tiny fanfare, and getting its brushes jammed on a foreign object makes it cry out in sad distress. do i verbally reassure the robot when i pull a wad of cat hair and bread bag tabs out of its works and set it back down on the floor? you bet i do.

but the larger point is that it is now possible no for me to say (or type) out loud and without irony, sarcasm, or any kind of fictitiousness: “the robot knocked over the kitten’s water dish >:I “

Found my elementary school notebook the other day with a questionnaire I made my friends take and under favorite artists, my friends wrote, among others:

- Kylie Monocle

- Jenny Fer Lo Fez

- Shachira

- FurG

CARDI B