Sad veiled bride, please be happy

Like clockwork you have disappeared. Intertwined with her Inside the room with mirrors to remind me all the ways you are fucking me over.

Spiraling into the endless.

Do Gruntilda’s big titties fill your body with lust? You’d nut in two seconds if you saw her green bust!

No sense in begging for what’s already free! Indulge in Grunty’s pussy and you’ll find pure glee!

A virgin can’t be picky when choosing holes for the stuffing. In the words of Inafune, it’s better than nothing!

I’m legit gonna kill you

Death comes for us all, but you’ll come even quicker! Five seconds? How pathetic! You’re making me snicker!

Tired of losing in Banjo-Kazooie? Drop those pants instead and make my loins gooey!

The bear and the bird have caused me such woes. I’ll make them bend over and suck my old toes!

You whine, you whimper, and oh how you suffer, but deep down Grunty knows you just wanna stuff her.

They decry all these posts and pretend to have class, but deep down they know they want to ram this green ass!