he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
titsay
dirt enthusiast
occasionally subtle
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Keni
KIROKAZE
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
shark vs the universe
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
almost home
Love Begins
sheepfilms
Kiana Khansmith
Xuebing Du
$LAYYYTER
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@thecrypticmind
guy who is stuck in a timeloop but is too socially anxious to bring it up to anybody or change their routine just in case it turns out they're mistaken. like yeah you're pretty sure that it's been november 3rd for two weeks now but idk maybe that's the depression talking. it's fine.
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sometimes i think about the history of coffee culture in islam and how it spread like it’s so funny
discovered by sufis who decided it was a miracle from Allah since it allowed them to stay up late into the night for night worship
miracle beans = UNLIMITED DHIKR
cue scholars debating for years about whether it’s haram or halal and if it should be classified as an ‘intoxicant’ or not
fast forward to 16th century ottoman empire, where a woman had the legal right to divorce her husband if he failed to provide her with enough coffee
europeans called it the “mohammaden gruel” or “devil’s drink” bc they believed it to be a “bitter invention of satan and his followers”
fast forward to pope clement viii finally giving in and tasting it to see what the hype is about and then stating: “This Satan’s drink is so delicious that it would be a pity to let the infidels have exclusive use of it.”
pope clement viii then proceeds to BAPTIZE THE COFFEE BEANS
the tags on this post are some of the funniest i’ve ever seen in my notifications but this one made me choke on my Mohammedan Gruel
GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE
Grieving for the person I would’ve been if none of this ever happened to me
"that's oddly specific!" i live in a world of such detail it would melt your mind
what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak
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cool girls are born with weird paranoia and guilt, round eyes, and a morbid longing for the picturesque at any cost
"I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy" nah fuck that I would. Actually if I could choose to have any superpower, I'd want the power to make people feel whatever I've felt at any point of my life, at my choice. Someone mildly inconveniences me, I'm letting them have 30 minutes of being five years old and trying to learn how to cry silently because you know nobody's coming to help you and if someone hears you, they're coming to make it worse. Fuck you and your eyebrows.
“Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, I need someone to look me in the eyes, hug me tight and say “I know you are not”.”
— Unknown
i've risen from the ashes!
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Hey(with the intention of ruining your life)
*consumes literature* *throws up* ooooo I love this poem!!
born to always mourn the present like it’s already become a memory
everybody leave town i need to talk to myself on a walk for an hour and fifteen minutes
Just remember if you suffer from melancholy and must run away to the sea for your health that you should also wear sunscreen
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anyone else grieving & mourning & lamenting & kicked apart by nostalgia & going silently about their lives?
manager i cant come to work today i forgot how to mimic the behavior of a human. being
