A bag of dolphins and a strawberry from afrterlife

that's not how this works. that's not how this works at all.

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

It's not like I like you or anything! P-Pendejo!

I just want to get dicked down again =/

when lou sullivan was my age he was already drawing penises in bar bathrooms i will never amount to anything

no i don’t want to fix him i just want to give him h[INCREDIBLY LONG PAUSE] advice

mm you’re being such an okay boy for daddy. could be better could be worse. you will receive neither reward nor punishment for your forgettable behavior. that’s my okay boy, keep doing whatever …

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business