cadaver dog

my idea for a shower butler. he lives in your shower and cleans the bathroom, restocks the soap, washes your back, and serves you shower beers. you can talk to him about your day and ask for advice. his suit is completely waterproof.

girl: come get this pussy daddy me: On My Way! baby grill

the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

Lace prayer cards of the canivet type (late 19th century)

It Only Hurts When I Think!

Is God Is (2026) dir. Aleshea Harris

OP: "I've seen lion dancing and dragon dancing before, but this is the first time I've seen realistic lobsters fighting clams."

i think this captures the defining pathology of the collective social media psyche right now. we are in the thrall of people who are wantonly cruel but who also demand to be coddled at all times in every way