cadaver dog

doooooooes anybody lisysen to throbbing grobbing nine inch ninch skinny pinny

Ouuhh I see the water it’s right there on the post,, I’m so thirsty ouyghhhhhw just one sip for me ooouuuuuu

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

stop posting about your badly behaved dog i mean husband online if you’re going to get upset with the people telling you he’s a bite risk. “look at what my husband packed me for my lunch” and it’s the most insulting low effort assortment of snacks you’ve ever seen accompanied with a note that says “i see you as subhuman”. “ugh guys stop telling me my husband doesn’t respect me you’re not the ones in the relationship you don’t know what he’s really like” yes i do and i think you should have him put down.

columns of kelp underwater are so gorgeous. absolutely one of my favorite things in the natural world

Oh that's great that you joined the US military because you're ""just trying to get by""! Have you considered that Black and Brown people in the global south that the US military is currently terrorizing are also just trying to get by and do not want to starve or have their homes destroyed/stolen or be enslaved or be beaten or raped or have their family members murdered in front of their eyes or be murdered themselves. Or do you only care about people in the imperial core

babe wake up...i need to tell you multiple thoughts that don't corelate at all that i had in the span of five minutes..

tell your guinea pig I said WEEK week week week week…..week

the smuckling smumbler

Impressed by new roommate today by showing them the gromit mug, the gromit mug mug, and then the gromit mug mug mug