Dibs on the Rainbow

it's June

IT'S JUNE

he's gonna die one day soon and it wont fix everything but it'll feel great and the whole world is gonna fucking party together

My wife and I have a plan to have lesbian sex that day and go get Mexican food after 👍👍👍

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

the lion concerns himself with everything

What if two little trouble makers went out into the snow to draw a penis but they didn't delegate beforehand who would do the balls end and who would do the head end, so they both accidently do the same one and just end up with a bone

joke i'll never get tired of: "they died doing what they loved, [something no one would ever do on purpose]"

im gonna cry

whoever made that post that's like "depressed people aren't listening to sad music they're listening to wild ones by flo rida at 7 in the morning" has ruined my life. sitting in my car outside work right now feeling like shit emotionally but at least hollaback girl is playing on the radio

this shit is bananas.

every single school teacher should get paid $300,000 a year minimum and ICE agents should all die simultaneously in agony. this is my congressional budget plan

I've gone fifteen years on this website without absorbing any information about homestuck and I'm not about to start now

vaginal discharge is when your pussy so bad they kick you out of the military or what ever

this post coulda been one of my big hitters i think the shadow media is holding it back for woke reasons