Cozy Cove's Council

Cozy Cove Crackdown

May Milestones

Hello peeps! We are once again going to be tracking the server's creative progress throughout the month of May.

The basis is the same. In the Cove Cove Discord, members will place their submissions into the directed channel to show their productivity. This can be Writing, Artwork, Schoolwork, and any timed endeavor. All you have to do is follow the pinned format and show proof.

The way we are "switching" it up this year is that the mods will be coming up with milestones to hit. The server as a whole will work toward hitting them. Upon release, there are 4 milestones featured for every category.

"What are the categories?" You ask politely.

Categories:

- Single Fandom

- Crossovers

- Schoolwork (Word Count Based)

- Artwork

- Misc (Time Based)

Anyone is allowed to join and you can do as little or as much as you please. No pressure!

Further information can be found in the discord! We can’t wait for you to join the event!!!! Happy “May Day” and good luck!

To Join The Crackdown: Enter The Cozy Cove

Posting information:

Tag: #CCCrackdown26

Return of the quotations.

- "I have a pair!"

- “I forgot i set a twenty minute timer on my orange and just got the jump scare of my life” “you’re orange…?” “My orange!”

- "There's a giant cellar spider on my wall- I've named him Henry"

- "Bloody murder monkies"

- “Wanna go night night? Let’s go night night”

- “This bitch of a husband has COVID! Put him in quarantine.”

- "Clop clop horse boy lol"

- “Like Doctor Doofenschmirtz before her, Marinette Dupain-Cheng was trapped by societal convention.”

- “I’ll send you an advil by carrier pigeon” “Can a carrier pigeon even carry an advil?” “It’s the weight of a pill”

- "I don't think wormby should be allowed to have family"

- “If you guess it wrong, I will halve it by 3” “Halve it by 3?” “Divide it by 3”

- "Milk" "This is the vent rants"

- "ARE ALL THESE COWS MILK ONES"

- “You can be a girl and still be gay for Mishima”

- "They're scrunkley" "what's scrunkley?" (Explains scrunkles) "Oh. So huggable drowned rats."

- "Guys, why do I think I’m going to end up as the shower wine wife…"

- "Going on a date < watching Spider-Man alone in my room"

- "Asha queen of the sheep"

- "I MISS GRANDMA AND GRANDPA!" "ME TOO, MAY THEY REST IN PEACE!" "They're at a water resort..."

- “My poster said ‘don’t be a bitchsaurus, wear your ribbon”

- "I don’t need welcoming, I live in this hellhole as the Queen"

- "He's beautiful when he sleeps" "he looks dead."

- "Breaking news: straight man discovers Women"

- "There's 'not qualified' then there's him"

- "He's got more grit than a gravel road"

- "She died doing what she loved, 99c breadsticks"

- “We’re down two entertainers and a clown”

- “Through flames, fire, and gasoline”

- “To the various students that I caught with dime bags of Mary Jane, please come to the front office.” “Uh, oka-” “And please bring that shit with you, I have money.”

- "Lord. What hasn't she done — she hates men, she hates cows, she hates being alive."

- "Do you want to see my creepy baby collection"

In honor of the now past May the 4th, live long and prosper!

- "It's late and my brain literally had to reboot at the reminder that straight people exist" "I'm real I swear" "Sounds like something a mythical creature would say"

- "You're all enablers" "Yes" "Yes, yes we are" "yes" "ye"

- "Your toes, my crack, we'll dominate the world"

- “Seriously though, you’re like a gangster Martha Stewart”

- “You’re Italian! How have you never had a mushroom before?! That like never eating rice before as an Asian!”

- "Okay I’ve now discovered that somehow majority of you are “allergic” to compliments. Therefore I will continue to be a bitch and compliment you all"

- "What is Harry's scar shaped like?" "Lighnting bolt" "Lightning built" "Lightning bold"

- "i spwint?"

- “I may or may not have an unhealthy attachment to this broom”

- "I'm gonna go eat my bedframe now"

- "Fender Bender to Lovers"

- "Ah so the typos are irl too."

- "Bullying children, why favorite pastime"

- “So what are some sayings you guys have” “Uh like get a life”

- "He was an adult, in a loving relationship, and could be pregnant if he wanted to damn it!"

- "Here lies Asha. Sheep whisperer, Ao3 Author, Didn't like soup"

- "Not even a dead puppy can cheer me up"

- "Do like y’all just have a checklist of organs and body parts that you’ve yet to traumatically remove from a character"

- "When I think about communion I think about heartburn." "Is it the wine? It's the wine isn't it" "im sorry i thought that said communism and i was like 'what?'"

- "Violence isn't the answer, it's the question and the answer yes."

- "Something something French Revolution"

- "Finally finally finally we're here!! It's happening!! GAY CHICKEN BEGINS!!!"

- "we have 70+ years of chemicals!" "That's one hell of a Snapchat streak"

- "remove the limbs" "what is wrong with you people"

- "I am the epitome of youth idk what you're talking about" "I didn't know you were also delusional"

- "You can't fix stupid but you can beat it over the head with a 2 by 4 till you feel better"

because numbers 1 through 2 wasn't enough for just how much we yap!

- "I don't evolve, I cocoon"

- "oh no my magic squirrel is unconscious. Guess I can't rob this bank anymore"

- "Get yo butts in vc for garlic phone"

- "ERNIE UND BERND"

- "You're the human embodiment of mid"

- "Disarm, dismember, potato, tomato."

- "Bread bowl gives you wiiings"

- "Gay, ugly, (pause) ...bald" "Lex Luthor?!"

- "aaaargh dont make the alpha angry"

- "I don't want the Brazilians to see my mistakes"

- "Live, laugh, void"

- "This fucking server shares the same braincell"

- "I'm glad I didn't grow up as a rizzler"

- “Shout out to white people!” “Ya shout out to you asha!!” “Hey!”

- "Good job, now you have a house twink"

- "Why were there Germans there?!"

- "Come on Sandwich build me a lemon cuz Froggy wants to come home!"

- "Rabby"

- "Quit skinning my Lotad"

- "Born to K-pop stan. Forced to yeehaw."

- "Christmas death count has reached one"

- "Sometimes with my rawring phase I wonder if theres a furry deep down inside me"

- "why are we always going to space China. Why can't we go to space Ohio or smth"

- "I tested negative for space herpes"

- "I'm so sigma"

- "Paw patrol my beloved"

- "Im eepy of this, grandpa"

- "Its kinda omega actually"

- "Tim I made rice last night" "I'm very proud of you" "don't be"

- "You sound like an ao3 bot comment"

- "Why is my chicken blurry?"

- "I'll always love you." "You wouldnt love me anymore if I looked like a Mr. Mime."

- "ARE YOU PERGNANT"

- "Be the sigma you wish to see in the world”

- "I'll be Kronos :pregnant_man: That's me- with you all in my tum tum"

- "One time my sister told me I was boring and therefore I needed to write mpreg"

- "S-spiders- they want me to tap dance"

- "It's a big duck conspiracy, I'll telling ya."

- "In my defense I was craving garlic bread"

- "So, no sexy nurse?" "No, Harry." "Proper ruined my night, that has."

- "Sprinties?" ":/ I can't- I forgot I was lactose intolerant"

- "im gonna be honest i forgot you had a family LOL" "Bruce to every small black haired blue eyed child”

Hey Peeps of the Internet on Tumblr!

Art by member @nebby713

You might be wondering why this has "Tumblr Community Edition".

Well... The Cozy Cove is actually originally (and still is) a Discord server! That server went live all the way back in February 2025. (/dram).

We are a place dedicated to having a chill escape from life, hyping up creativity, and harboring a great multifandom space. This includes, but is not limited to,

Server Specific Events

Sharing out other events from a multitude of a menagerie of fandoms

Supporting new artists, crafters, and writers in their journey into creativity

Quoting each other on the uh interesting things that are said

Creating for the Rarities (pairings, dynamics, tropes, fandoms)

And many other wild yet cozy things.

Hopefully, we can bring that here to this tumblr space as well.

~

If any of that sounds interesting to you, consider not throwing away your shot and ease on down the road(s) ahead! (/refs)

Which path with you choose?

Adventure to Cozy Cove Tumblr Community Adventure to Cozy Cove Discord

Event Run by the Cozy Cove Discord Server (link provided)

We are a few days into the event, which ends once May is over, how is everyone doing? So far, we’ve gotten almost 100 submissions!!! And have met a good chunk of the current milestones!! Amazing job everyone!

We have done this once before but as the server anniversary is past us, we would like to share some of the gems from members now that the server is officially a year old!

Without further preamble, behold, Quotes 2:

- "I'M THE SHRIMP WIZARD"

- *holds face and whispers in ear* "I'm gonna write teletubby fanfiction"

- "It's the lack of salmonella"

- "I want to be a binturong so I can smell like popcorn"

- "Hickey Mouse"

- "Asha you wanna do more amputations?" "OH BOY DO I EVER"

- "READ AND WHEAP- WHEEP- WHATEVER"

- "Adventure of Huckleberry gin"

- "I'm from the south part of the United States, my blood is just yipppekyay and Walmart"

- "poison icy- ovy- iby- FUCK" "Poison Icy is my favorite villain"

- "I like barking"

- "I'm gonna open a doc and a moth will fly out..."

- "I hope you find a boyfriend to eat and consume"

- "i grew smut"

- "She silences me cuz I speak the twooph"

- "My found family turned into found funeral"

- "Being a theatre kid is basically rp-ing in real like to someone else's fanfiction sometimes"

- "Unfortunately the start of the pandemic was also the start of my crippling gambling addiction"

- "What's a wormby"

- "Jeez I thought you were 30 or smthin" "WHAT"

- "I wish the circle of life was faster"

- "if you count Shark Bites as Amputation?" "It's just All Natural"

- "I think the hardest part about writing is writing"

- "Something about my face just makes peoole want to tell me things they shouldn't and its so hard because God do I like to yap"

- "hola! almond dora"

- "Sir, this is a Wendy's" "EXACTLY GIVE ME MY FUCKING WIFE"

- "At least I have life left to live, you're on your way out"

- "I love to eat skin" "Excuse me" "Strawberries*"

- "Meanwhile we're just like. The monkeys. They yearn for matrimony"

- "IM PREGNANT?" "HES ACTUALLY PREGNANT?!" "I knew I shouldn't have had that margarita from Julio"

- "With the power of friendship, and this gun I found, we will overcome all"

- "ME AND PATCH ARE HAVING TWINS" "This is one heck of a way to inform me about it Asha"

- "I'm gonna go eat my bedframe now"

- "My sparkling water went flat" "Flat Sparkles would be your Pony name"

- "It's just 50 dead rats attached to a defibrillator"

- "Never let your husband stop you from finding your wife"

- "Bloody murder monkies"

- "I love summer cause I don't have to put on those little feet coverings" "... you mean socks?"

- "Who's your bias?" "Your grandma." "She's dead." "My love for her is eternal."

- "Fuck you and your Arboreal Grippers"

- "Sartistic"