thecouchsofa

Merry Fuckmas mates

The enemy's parasociality vs our diva worship

fuckkk dude just PLEASEEEE let me look back in anger. PLEASEEE come on man come on just once okay just let me look back in anger once…

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

I did not have parasocial relations with that man

reading problematic fanfiction but shaking my head so random tumblr user who thinks thought crimes are real knows I don't condone it in real life

ignore my boaner 👍

firm believer you can't be a ''good person''. too much niuance to life.

you can be good (adjective) but you cannot be good (identity)

if you think you are good (identity) you are more likely to cause harm as you don't consider yourself to be capable of it

I like seeing some of you ""regulars"" in my notes it's like oh hey that's my Coworker from Tumblr