i heard that guy doesn't have a library card let's kill him

you are just jealous because i am doomed to bear 1000 curses for all eternity

girl you've been running through my mind all day

I think my favorite bit i do with customers is when white women are like ‘i dont know what to getttttt’ and i hit them with the ‘you should be bad~ 😈’

Saying ‘you should be bad!!’ In like Gay Voice to a white woman at starbucks has like the same psychological impact as going like ‘who’s a good boy?’ To a dog. It makes them so excited in a really endearing way.

girls will have one (1) good day when they convince themselves they've never been unwell in their life and the next day the horrors will return