The Commodore is full of Brainrot

it's so neat how we invented air conditioning so that if it's too hot you can recreate the conditions of the lost franklin expedition in your bedroom

the online identity and gimmick-ifying of autism is so odd. I'm diagnosed with autism and yet I barely identify with any stuff I see about it anymore. It feels like autism is being rebranded as the Silly Guy Disorder that gives you smart and beautiful hyperspecific interests. it's not that I mind silly jokes or being lighthearted about being autistic- but when the entire social movement is based around marketing us this way, I just can't help but feel isolated from it. it feels like I'm not the right kind of autistic. I'm not marketable and digestible to common audiences, and therefore I am discarded by the movement in the name of progress and acceptance. it feels foul.

This is like the secret other social where you get to have your bulk candy aisle selection of deeply personal journaling and court-admissible evidence in one place

More people should get into poly shipping. Both because polyamory is awesome and because it's really fun to make complicated ass diagrams

the staccato trumpet trills from the end of TANK! but they just keep going

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holy shit i am in tears

you get a comment on tumblr. it's a bot trying to scam you. you get a DM. it's a bot trying to scam you. you get a message on instagram. its a bot trying to scam you. you're an author and you get an email telling you how much they loved your book and want to showcase it at their bookclub. it's a bot trying to scam you (and it uses bad AI to pretend it knows your story). you get a comment on ao3 saying how much they love your fic - and they made you fanart!! it's a bot trying to scam you. you get a hate comment on ao3 which insults your writing or calls you a monster for writing something "problematic". it's a bot. but at least that one isn't trying to scam you.

Special shoutout to all the queer, intersex, and trans het folks. Sorry for all the “it’s illegal to be straight this month” jokes you’ll have to endure. Y’all are still very much part of the community.

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

*stops kissing* THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!!!!!!!!