Dispatch and Alacrity

the butter knife of life has been scraping me over a burnt ass bagel lately.

Dont unfollow me I can post about something you care even less about wait

Citrus fruits….. I love you :)

"girl help" you know what? no. girl hinder. girl hurt. girl... kill

The parallel between Frodo pulling Sam out of the water in FotR, and Sam pulling Frodo away from a fiery death in RotK though!!!

anyone else feel like a car stuck in the mud with its tires spinning helplessly and its engine sputtering

do you think working on a tallship makes you obsessed with scurvy, or do people obsessed with scurvy go on to work on tallships ?

The last time I played Puck, the director was a huge freak about not letting us wear shoes on stage because it would "ruin the look", but we all kept eating shit, and instead of just letting us wear skintone dance shoes or something with grip, motherfucker poured Pepsi on the floor so it'd be sticky and we had to schlorp around. I fucking hate you, David.

Why couldn't this have been a one time I dreamt

I would just quit. Fuck people like that. It's easy to walk away

No it's not. Didn't you read the post? There was dried Pepsi everywhere.