Don't Let Me Drown

the article just got better as i kept on reading

A WHOLE RAW POTATO THIS STILL KILLS ME

I love the hardware store

THE GUYS IN THE BACKGROUND MAKE MY LIFE. THEY’RE SO PROUD OF HER. FUCK YES

This is one of the very first things I reblogged and I still love it

Fantastic content yes yes yes

This was a mistake

it looks very similar to a reading of a heartbeat…..a specific heart…..that won’t stop beating……..from under the floorboards………

i hate seeing people my age in public bc its always like a competition of whose more attractive and im always losing

Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums

1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house 2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself 3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it

Some young child: *screaming outside* Me with no context: Girl me too

I would love to be one of those people that are outgoing and friendly and nice to everyone. Like you know those people who walk into a room and everyone else feels a lil warmer. I think that would be nice

Give him space He can do it

those assholes ruined this dogs selfie