Coat Guy @thecoldcoatguy - Tumblr Blog

G-go ah-ahead. I kn-know you w-want to.

A-ask me y-your qu-questions and th-then l-leave m-me alone. N-none of th-this m-m-matters, anyways. It o-only e-ever ends w-with th-the cold.

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what is your opinion on the current economic state of the United States of America

"A-america? L-like the USA?" He mumbles, a particularly quaking shiver causing his shoulders to hunch and lapels of his coat to reach further around his ears. "Uhm... I-I don't know. N-not much? I-I mean..."

"Sh-shouldn't w-we be more concerned on... Y-you know, th-the visitors? A-and the s-sun... Y-you know, here in R-russia? An.. And the e-ec-econ.. Eknomics that come with... This?" Coat guy fluffs a little, pretending like he didn't just butcher the word. "J-just a th-thought." Coat guy mumbles and shrugs, gaze flicking away from the person asking. Hopefully that would be enough of a bluff to get this person to stop asking questions Coat Guy was woefully unprepared for - what was even going on in America at the moment?? It's not like Coat Guy had a newspaper or something.

He huffs a little to himself, brows knotting as he hunches further, like he wished to become one with a pill bug. Knowing America, and the hint of the inquirer's tone, it was obvious some serious shit was going down. But when was it not, in good ol' 'Murica?

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strummedguitars

Brought coat guy to the mall

strummedguitars

He came with me to eat udon today

hi hi hi hi hi im randal hi!!!!! hi!!!

waow look at you.... you got cool eyes..... you're like my friend, the big tall guy aren't you???? you're a...... visitor or whatevs.....?? don't worry i wont tell anyone..... eheheh.....

Cold guy blinks a little as he takes an actual minute to compute what Randal had said to him - what had happened to Hello? Hi? How are you?

"Uh." Comes a falter as cold guy's very shivering seems to stop out of pure awkwardness of the situation.

"V-visitor?" He finally manages, blinking at Randal as he tries to cover for himself to the best of his ability - but alas, just as his drama teacher in high school had always told him, he was a shit actor.

"Ahah, wh-what's a v-v-visitor?" He laughs, eyes flicking away from Randal as he swallows a little, curling in on himself like a little isopod. Also forgetting that they had all been able to hear the goings of the radio and TV from the homeowner's bedroom and everyone in this house knew damn well what a visitor was.

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honey booboo do u need some chapstick ....

Cold guy seems to stare at you a little, brow furrowing as he then raises a hand to his lips, rubbing his finger over the chapped, freezing cold skin.

"D-do I really?" He mumbles, lips barely moving as he shivers beneath his many coats. "S-surely i-it's not *th-that* bad that y-you noticed..." It was that bad, he thought, lips pressing into a small frown as he feels a slight tinge in his cheeks. If he had been any more emotive with his mouth, his lips would have damn hear fallen off, much alike that poor boy in the cupboard..

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"Wh.. W-wow." Cold guy mumbles, staring at you with slight to moderate concern as you hold the phone out at him, playing the video. "H-huh. That's... Th-that's nice, sweetie."

thecoldcoatguy

...your skin is cold...

I like it...:)

- @creepy-girl-heloisa

"O-oh." Cold guy mumbles, staring blankly towards the girl with clips in her hair and her pretty lace gown. "Th.. Thank you. I s-suppose."

"Y-you must b-be th-the first to.. Compliment m-my state of being."

"Most d-do the opposite." He mutters softly, brow furrowing as his thoughts whisper back to unsavoury times - times he would much prefer to have forgotten. "Th-they..."

He blinks, shaking the thoughts from his mind. instead, he looks towards Heloísa.

"I-I.. I l-like y-your h-hair clips. Th-they're... shiny. Pretty."

creepy-girl-heloisa

𝜗 the girl stared back at the gelid man, her wide eyes scanning him for some awkward seconds before she pushes her lips upwards, trying to give something resembling a smile 𝜚

“...thank you.. nice man...”

“..i got them from my grandmother's closet....”

𝜗 was all she said before redirecting her bloodshot gaze down to the ground, quietly mumbling something inaudible under her breath 𝜚

thecoldcoatguy

"Hm." Is all that comes, with the creak of neck bones shifting and tilting.

"Your g-grandmother had g-good t-taste, then. S-so d-do you. Y-you wear th-them w-well." "D.. Hh... D-did you like y-your grandm-mother?"

creepy-girl-heloisa

𝜗 Her wide eyes still had a certain happiness from his kind words, hum of brief pondering came from her throat, her gaze still on the ground 𝜚

"...Grandma was... Eventful."

𝜗 Her tone was whisper-ish but hesitant, almost like being uncertain about the words she spoke, fingers coming to fidget with her dress's lace 𝜚

"Certainly someone to remember..."

𝜗 Suddenly ceasing all movement, she jerked her head to his side once again, eyes hollow and unreadable with her mouth forming a thin line as Heloisa asked in to him in a monotone tone 𝜚

"...did you have someone you liked before this, cold man...?"

thecoldcoatguy

Cold guy hums softly, head turning so he could stare at the wall blankly, eyes unseeing as he instead retreats into his rotted, bug infested mind.

"Mmm.... N-no. I d-don't th-think so." He admits after a moment. His eyebrows furrow a little, lips curving as he thinks.

"I-is that... strange? Th-that I've n-never had s-someone t-to be... Close t-to?"

thecoldcoatguy

...your skin is cold...

I like it...:)

- @creepy-girl-heloisa

"O-oh." Cold guy mumbles, staring blankly towards the girl with clips in her hair and her pretty lace gown. "Th.. Thank you. I s-suppose."

"Y-you must b-be th-the first to.. Compliment m-my state of being."

"Most d-do the opposite." He mutters softly, brow furrowing as his thoughts whisper back to unsavoury times - times he would much prefer to have forgotten. "Th-they..."

He blinks, shaking the thoughts from his mind. instead, he looks towards Heloísa.

"I-I.. I l-like y-your h-hair clips. Th-they're... shiny. Pretty."

creepy-girl-heloisa

𝜗 the girl stared back at the gelid man, her wide eyes scanning him for some awkward seconds before she pushes her lips upwards, trying to give something resembling a smile 𝜚

“...thank you.. nice man...”

“..i got them from my grandmother's closet....”

𝜗 was all she said before redirecting her bloodshot gaze down to the ground, quietly mumbling something inaudible under her breath 𝜚

thecoldcoatguy

"Hm." Is all that comes, with the creak of neck bones shifting and tilting.

"Your g-grandmother had g-good t-taste, then. S-so d-do you. Y-you wear th-them w-well." "D.. Hh... D-did you like y-your grandm-mother?"

...your skin is cold...

I like it...:)

- @creepy-girl-heloisa

"O-oh." Cold guy mumbles, staring blankly towards the girl with clips in her hair and her pretty lace gown. "Th.. Thank you. I s-suppose."

"Y-you must b-be th-the first to.. Compliment m-my state of being."

"Most d-do the opposite." He mutters softly, brow furrowing as his thoughts whisper back to unsavoury times - times he would much prefer to have forgotten. "Th-they..."

He blinks, shaking the thoughts from his mind. instead, he looks towards Heloísa.

"I-I.. I l-like y-your h-hair clips. Th-they're... shiny. Pretty."

it is getting colder outside…be sure to bundle up dear ^w^

- hoodie 🧶

"I-is it r-really?" Cold guy mumbles, eyebrows raising as much as his frozen muscles would allow. He sighs a little, tilting his head a fraction - just a recognition of the words. "I d-d-didn't even n-notice." "I-I'll t-try to keep w-warm. Th-thank you for... The w-warning, I s-suppose."

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OOC - mod

SHIT I HAVE SO MANY ASKS IN MY BOX IM SO SORRY I LITERALLY FORGOT ABOUT ALL OF THEM (i wondered why i had no activity 😭😭)

askcoatguy

ooc important - please read

this isn’t real.

im so scared im going to sound over sensitive. tell me if i do.. I want to express my problem with the previous ask.

the context is that in character, as coat guy, i repeatedly turn down wine while the 💜🖤 anon keeps being insistent about it. Now it’s completely fine if you want to pressure or annoy coat guy. I play into these interactions cause it’s what im here to do. I don’t mind my anons doing morally questionable or bad things when interacting with me in character, infact i encourage abnormal asks that challenge me to think about how I should respond as coat guy.

However in the last ask this 💜🖤 anon sends is this OOC note below:

coat guy isn’t real. this pressuring-to-drink interaction also isn’t real. they could’ve cut it off after stating that I don’t have to respond but they infuse the ask with this concerning note about their opinion on it as if the situation was real. “you can ignore this. BUT-“ is completely oxymoron in the way it’s asking me to empathize with why I should respond and actually make him give into the pressure to drink. but this isn’t real!!! we are playing toys!!!

addressing the real life implications of this opinion: I want you all to know that you don’t have to accept any drink or substance offered to you no matter how expensive the person offering says it was. Even if you did ask for it at first you are allowed to change your mind at any moment and you don’t have to heed anyone’s whining about it. Especially if the substance will alter your state of mind and potentially cause you to get impaired.

i hope this makes sense.

the-pale-on3

Ooc// keep this in mind everyone.

Ninah roleplayers you do NOT have to play into people's weird ass behaviors like this and never feel bad when they are pressuring you because you should never cave in to their fantasies.

thecoldcoatguy

ooc

okay, but this whole situation is weird as shit, and this would highkey make me uncomfortable enough to immediately block. Remember everyone, these characters aren't real, but the mods sure as fuck are!!!!

like the first coat guy says, i get wanting to annoy a character, totally!! there are certain characters i would totally want to pester.

but the fact that someone's very obviously getting annoyed at a character not wanting to drink a fictional bottle of wine because "it's expensive" is weird as shit. would you pressure someone irl to drink with you just because "the bottle's expensive!!!!"

THIS ALSO SPEAKS NOT ONLY TO DRINKS, BUT TO REAL LIFE SITUATIONS.

if someone says no, they said no.

"but-"

there is so 'but'.

if someone doesn't want tea, don't make them tea.

iodine-coated-cleaver-deactivat

I did a kinnie bingo of myselffffd… how similar are you to me

Heh template under cut

thecoldcoatguy

as much as i would love to learn how to code i don't have money or the time 💔

mhm...II haven't re....really f...figured out....t how it wo...works yet but....I tr..trust you to see it..

(They slightly lift up their shirt)

See?..

"Wh... h-huh."

Cold guy's eyebrows raise a little in surprise, his head tilting a little in surprise as he leans down, gawking at your.... Hole... a little.

"Y-yeah. L-looks just l-like m-mine. Woah."

have some hot tea. it will warm you.. for a while.

"Wh-why thank y-you.." Cold guy mumbles, giving Luthor a soft, awkward smile as he takes the cup from the man. Luthor doesn't even have time to warn the man wrapped in layers about the scalding porcelain before his hands were curling around the cup, not even hesitating as skin presses against the teacup.

He shivers a little, smiling awkwardly as he tilts his head at Luthor. He would probably only dump it in his stomach by the time the man had turned his back, giving him an innocent smile when Luthor turns around to see the cold guy holding a steaming, empty cup.

"I-It w-was... G-good. Very g-good."

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C....Coat...guy...I have a hole...like yours...but uhm..its bigger...do..mm...do you want to s....ee...see?..

"W-wait.. Y-you're-"

Cold guy stares at you a little, lips parting to let a breath slip through, something surprised and quiet.

"Y-you're.... Like m-me? A-and it's... bigger?"

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is it okay if i lay my head on your shoulder? i have a hard time sleeping and just want to be a bit closer to you is all, if you’re not comfortable with that then that’s okay ! you just seem so comfortable to lay on ^__^

Coat guy hums a little, lips curving into a small, tired smile. He remembered what it was once like to be able to enjoy sleep. That was a particular benefit he no longer had the fortune of grasping.

"Y-yeah, sure, I-I don't mind. S-sleep as l-long as you w-want to." He mumbles, smiling softly as he hunches closer to himself, arms wrapping around his knees as he allows you to lean your head on his shoulder.

"G-goodnight."

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