Coat Guy's Ask Blog

Coat guy they are shipping you. To Africa

I knew you'd be a millipede kinda guy. They are very sensitive to change, especially when it comes to temperature. I believe they recognize their keepers even though they are so so tiny.

i p-puke my guts w-when i think o-of youuuu..

hi coat guy we hyperfixated so hard that you're an alter now

Hello there Mr Coat Guy! :D

Oh… Hey so if my unconventionally attractive fine shytt and I have a talking stage and she's genuinely microcheating on me and it triggers my hyperfixation on my avoidant attachment style and l lowkey go to Atlanta and feel sonder because someone is flowkey larping so I babyboo at maximum speeds but my stamina is emphemeral so Ts pmo and l flowkenuinely get overstimulated and start vocal stimming but it's ok because I have wabi sabi and I drink matcha while yearning to Laufay and reading niche feminist literature (6’7 btw) and baby deer pomegranate dog poetry since I have media literacy and niche limerence but then fine shytt prefers her ice... crushed and she’s genuinely performative and I was in class of 2020: we didn’t even get a graduation but I lowkey start dissociating wit the orange peel bird pomegranate bean soup sonder theory so I have to block Gracie Abrams and enter babyboo flow state 😭😭 I have a mommy voice btw lol Hope this helps!

do visitors dream of visitor sheep?

can i go into your hole and vanish

long time no see! coat guy whats the best fanfic you've ever read ever