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@skekguf SON I HAD A PLAN TO TEACH YOU HOW TO BE A GENTLEMAN AND I HAD AYUK MAKE US DINNER THEN I FORGOT BUT I HAVE REHEATED IT BY PUTTING IT IN A BIG BUCKET AND HANGING IT DOWN THE VOLCANO HOLE SO COME WITH ME I AM GOING TO EDUCATE YOU. PLEASE PUT ON THE CLOTHES I MADE YOU WEAR LAST TIME BEFORE I FORGO

[At the mention of food Guf hastily puts his best clothes on] I’m ready!! :D

EXCELLENT. YOU LOOK VERY HANDSOME. NOW COMPLIMENT ME

Hmmm You look really good and strong today! :D

THATNK YOU SON YOU AR A NATURAL. NOW, UOU CANT REACH MY ARM SO HOLD OUT YOUR ARM, BEND IT AT THE ELBOW LIEK A GENTLEMAN DOES AND WALK ME DOWN THE CORRIDOOR TO THE DINING ROOM. THEN WHEN WE GET TO THE TABLE YOU CAN PULL OUT MY SEAT FOR ME. UNDERSTAND?

Yeah! :D [Guf holds his arm out straight in front of him, bends the elbow so his hand points directly upwards, then looks up at Var proudly] Come eat some food with me :D [When they reach the table he pulls out one of the chairs, like he was told to do, then bolts to the other seat, climbs onto the chair, then grabs a handful of food and promptly shoves it into his mouth]

CLOSE ENOUGH- WAIYT WAIT WAIT!

Wait..? [Guf asks as he shovels another handful of food into his already full mouth]

YES! YOU HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL I'VE SAT DOWN AND PULLED MY CHAIR IN! (WELL YOU SHOULD PUSH MY CHAIR IN BUT... I SUPPOSE THAT CAN WAIT A FEW YEARS. REALISTICALLY) ONCE IVE SAT DOWN WE SAY SOMETHING NICE TO EAHCOTHER AGAIN AND THEN WE EAT

@skekguf SON I HAD A PLAN TO TEACH YOU HOW TO BE A GENTLEMAN AND I HAD AYUK MAKE US DINNER THEN I FORGOT BUT I HAVE REHEATED IT BY PUTTING IT IN A BIG BUCKET AND HANGING IT DOWN THE VOLCANO HOLE SO COME WITH ME I AM GOING TO EDUCATE YOU. PLEASE PUT ON THE CLOTHES I MADE YOU WEAR LAST TIME BEFORE I FORGO

[At the mention of food Guf hastily puts his best clothes on] I’m ready!! :D

EXCELLENT. YOU LOOK VERY HANDSOME. NOW COMPLIMENT ME

Hmmm You look really good and strong today! :D

THATNK YOU SON YOU AR A NATURAL. NOW, UOU CANT REACH MY ARM SO HOLD OUT YOUR ARM, BEND IT AT THE ELBOW LIEK A GENTLEMAN DOES AND WALK ME DOWN THE CORRIDOOR TO THE DINING ROOM. THEN WHEN WE GET TO THE TABLE YOU CAN PULL OUT MY SEAT FOR ME. UNDERSTAND?

Yeah! :D [Guf holds his arm out straight in front of him, bends the elbow so his hand points directly upwards, then looks up at Var proudly] Come eat some food with me :D [When they reach the table he pulls out one of the chairs, like he was told to do, then bolts to the other seat, climbs onto the chair, then grabs a handful of food and promptly shoves it into his mouth]

CLOSE ENOUGH- WAIYT WAIT WAIT!

@skekguf SON I HAD A PLAN TO TEACH YOU HOW TO BE A GENTLEMAN AND I HAD AYUK MAKE US DINNER THEN I FORGOT BUT I HAVE REHEATED IT BY PUTTING IT IN A BIG BUCKET AND HANGING IT DOWN THE VOLCANO HOLE SO COME WITH ME I AM GOING TO EDUCATE YOU. PLEASE PUT ON THE CLOTHES I MADE YOU WEAR LAST TIME BEFORE I FORGO

[At the mention of food Guf hastily puts his best clothes on] I’m ready!! :D

EXCELLENT. YOU LOOK VERY HANDSOME. NOW COMPLIMENT ME

Hmmm You look really good and strong today! :D

THATNK YOU SON YOU AR A NATURAL. NOW, UOU CANT REACH MY ARM SO HOLD OUT YOUR ARM, BEND IT AT THE ELBOW LIEK A GENTLEMAN DOES AND WALK ME DOWN THE CORRIDOOR TO THE DINING ROOM. THEN WHEN WE GET TO THE TABLE YOU CAN PULL OUT MY SEAT FOR ME. UNDERSTAND?

@skekguf SON I HAD A PLAN TO TEACH YOU HOW TO BE A GENTLEMAN AND I HAD AYUK MAKE US DINNER THEN I FORGOT BUT I HAVE REHEATED IT BY PUTTING IT IN A BIG BUCKET AND HANGING IT DOWN THE VOLCANO HOLE SO COME WITH ME I AM GOING TO EDUCATE YOU. PLEASE PUT ON THE CLOTHES I MADE YOU WEAR LAST TIME BEFORE I FORGO

[At the mention of food Guf hastily puts his best clothes on] I’m ready!! :D

EXCELLENT. YOU LOOK VERY HANDSOME. NOW COMPLIMENT ME

You are going to teach him..? ... Well, this will be interesting, I shall have a meal prepared.. though don’t expect a large feast, something, or rather someone has been eating through the food in the pantry again..

I WOULDNT KNOW ANUYTHING ABOUT THAT AND IF I DID KNOW I WOULDNT KNOW. DONT EVBEN TALK TO ME ABOUT IT. ANYWAY, YES, I THINK THAT HE SHOULD KNOW HOW TO BE A GENTLESKEK SO THAT HE CAN GARNER RESPECT AND APPEAL TO ONLY THE MOST WORTHY PARTNERS. LIKE ME

I have prepared this wonderous meal for you and your childling to enjoy this evening; For your first course I have prepared a rich and decadent soup of herbs and small cuts of Nebrie fat. Second course is Landstrider liver and heart. Your third course involves Landstrider short ribs braised in a sticky, sweet sauce. Lastly, for dessert, you will both be served a sweet cake. The trolley is headed into the banquet room now.

THANK YOU GOURMAND PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ADD TWO SMALL BOWLS OF LARD WITH THE SOUP SERVING.

Ah, you’re talking about Valentine’s day, which was yesterday.

THAT'#S THE ONE, I ONLY CARE ABOUT YOU GUYS STUFF WHEN IT INTERESTS ME OTHERWISE ITS YOUR PROBLEM

You are going to teach him..? ... Well, this will be interesting, I shall have a meal prepared.. though don’t expect a large feast, something, or rather someone has been eating through the food in the pantry again..

I WOULDNT KNOW ANUYTHING ABOUT THAT AND IF I DID KNOW I WOULDNT KNOW. DONT EVBEN TALK TO ME ABOUT IT. ANYWAY, YES, I THINK THAT HE SHOULD KNOW HOW TO BE A GENTLESKEK SO THAT HE CAN GARNER RESPECT AND APPEAL TO ONLY THE MOST WORTHY PARTNERS. LIKE ME

IM GLAD THAT OU HAVE REALISED THAT I AM RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING, IT IS THE FIRST SSTEP TO WISDOM

Oh yes, I'm Sure that you will approve of my current choice Much More than my previous one...

SURE WHATEVER

OK SUYRE. LOOK, IT'S OBVIOUS YOU WANT ME TO ASK OR SOMETHING. ITS OK FOR YOU TO NEED MY APPROVAL. JUST ASK FOR IT

No, I do not require nor desire your approval. However, you might as well ask, as your reaction would likely be most Interesting, or something. So go ahead and ask, then.

OK I DONT REALLY CARE

Oh? And what would your reaction be if I told you that whom I am referring to might just be a certain prankster skeksis by the name of @skekla-the-shitposter ,,,?

IM GLAD THAT OU HAVE REALISED THAT I AM RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING, IT IS THE FIRST SSTEP TO WISDOM

Oh yes, I'm Sure that you will approve of my current choice Much More than my previous one...

SURE WHATEVER

OK SUYRE. LOOK, IT'S OBVIOUS YOU WANT ME TO ASK OR SOMETHING. ITS OK FOR YOU TO NEED MY APPROVAL. JUST ASK FOR IT

No, I do not require nor desire your approval. However, you might as well ask, as your reaction would likely be most Interesting, or something. So go ahead and ask, then.

OK I DONT REALLY CARE

ITS A REALLY EASY QYESTION IT TOOK LIKE ONE OF MY BRAIN MUSCLES