TheColbyV

this is just a normal waffle house

there is a bloody handprint on the door

There is somethung under the counter with the cups

A normal waffle house

is that a tentacle wrapped around the little boy’s arm

Ah yes October, that wonderful time of the year where everyone is Quirky™ for liking Halloween more than the average person.

i hate that i know exactly why and what this is from

what the FUCK

???!!!!??

Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck

i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes

I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY

So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?

???? what??? the fuck???????

Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy

Damn Bron bron

The shade here watered my crops and fed my children.

This remains one of THE best award presentations in award show history.

If you’ve ever been a customer fuck you

honestly, that’s fair

Fuck. I didn’t get it until the comment