travel well and don't look back

what’s the mood for july?

i think methed-up-samurai is/was the closest homegrown equivalent to a lolcow this site has ever had. remember that week where he kept posting about his journey across Mexico to singlehandedly rescue some random woman from the cartel and the general consensus was that he was running around a random desert on meth and/or mescaline the whole time

that is incorrect, she was sold to pay off a drug and gambling debt by someone whom I left partially paralyzed. I believe he committed suicide with pills month's later

oh okay!

Constant occurrence where I’m like “I’m sort of pent up, but I’m an adult who can watch adult videos and jack off about it if I want to” and then I watch adult videos for like an hour and then turn off my laptop and realize ten minutes later that I completely forgot the “jorking it” step. I spent the whole hour critiquing the plot and camera work stonefaced and utterly flaccid

Fully clothed and bored looking guy sitting on his bed making snide remarks about the quality of the lighting, camerawork, and sound design in this film and then you look at his laptop screen and it’s just pornography

yiou can only reblog this post on july 17th dont reblog it on any other day or you will be boiled

you can't boil me it's july 17th

it's july 17th again you can't boil me

Image description: Four individuals (white Femme presenting person in trans flag dress, Black masc person with blond dreads, tan femme person in a wheelchair and white hairy masc presenting fat person) are being denied entrance by a white bouncer to a club titled 'The Gayest Most Woke Fandom Club.' A speech bubble from the club door says "WHAT IF... AND HEAR ME OUT...TWO BOYS KISSED?! AM I THE FIRST ONE TO THINK OF SOMETHING THIS OUT OF THE BOX?!?!". On the wall behind the people there are posters that say "Black people in fantasy settings: the end of the world as we know it", "Two skinny white boys kiss the movie", and "queerbait show with no female characters fan club meeting tomorrow" End ID.

Holy fuck

If you live on the west coast of the United States, fire season is coming and this is vital.

We’ve been using one, and they’re great. Might try to make the double filter version this year.

Sometimes you will be a lesbian to your parents and a straight man to your partners parents and a gay man to your partner and a woman to your grandparents and out to your friends and stealth to your classmates and a nice young lady to the cashier at the coffee shop and then people on your computer will ask you to choose which of these identities you ACTUALLY are and which you are Appropriating The Oppression Of because don’t you know they contract each other. You can only be one thing solidly forever

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

I saw a post that was like “now that gooseworx was banned from tumblr I never wanna hear about “transandrophobia” from you bitches ever again” and I completely agree that tumblr is hugely transmisogynistic towards its transfem userbase and it is genuinely abhorrant that trans women are being targeted like this but hey quick question because I know you’re referring to trans men and mascs here: why’d you call us bitches?

Also, even though it’s likely that gooseworx was terminated due to tumblr’s transmisogynistic biases and that is something worth speaking about, I appreciate people in the notes talking about how poc (especially Black people) who have rightfully called out the racism in her works and fandom are now going to get hit with even more accusations of transmisogyny as a way to silence them and that is not okay.