@TheChickenOstrichRomance

me: hey dad do you think you could beat up broly?

Of course it’s not Tumblr! They came for Craigslist personals first because that’s the oldest trick in the book: Sneakily taking down the ‘perverts’ under the guise of vague, high morality goals and working slowly up from the bottom, picking off larger and larger targets. Few people cared about CL because of the stereotype of scary unwashed creeps trawling for sex online. That wasn’t so familiar or cute so it was fair game.  

One blessing of Mother Theresa having passed? Because if she were still alive now she might be defending the kids at the border. Then we’d have to hear Fox News say: ‘OK, so President Trump had Border Patrol tear-gas Mother Theresa...which sounds hideous, of course, but here’s why it’s not bad...’

No, this is how messed up I believe the Trump admin is:

“Just before France conceded to African demands for independence in the 1960s, it carefully organised its former colonies (CFA countries) in a system of “compulsory solidarity” which consisted of obliging the 14 African states to put 65% of their foreign currency reserves into the French Treasury, plus another 20% for financial liabilities. This means these 14 African countries only ever have access to 15% of their own money! If they need more they have to borrow their own money from the French at commercial rates! And this has been the case since the 1960s.”

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: okay, finally now is sleep

pick your fighter

a lot of people seem to be confused and think the hawaii bride and the polygraph lady are the same but they’re actually 2 separate people so here’s all 3 in one go