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gelphie taught us that if you bother someone consistently enough, they'll eventually fall in love with you

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colwen grounds gelphie is sooooooo cuz the entire time they're reuniting and having their falling out you have to keep in mind that glinda is dressed like this. mind you this is nessa's funeral
Hey don't cry, okay? We just found Attenboroughβs long-beaked echidna, a species thought to be extinct for the past 60 years.
We confirm the βrediscoveryβ of Attenboroughβs long-beaked echidna (Zaglossus attenboroughi), one of only five modern egg-laying mammals and
So Sir David Attenborough was already a well known naturalist(the docementary kind, not the nudist kind) in 1961 to have an animal named after him, then lived 60 years thinking the animal went extinct and now lives to see evidence of it not being extinct. That is both incredibly heartwarming and a very Elf-core thing of him to do. He truly is an archdruid
Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like βit takes months or even years to fully recoverβ and itβs like okayβ¦. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday
people denying that gelphie's book kiss is strictly romantic are dumb for a lot of reasons. besides the obvious homophobia of "it says these two women kissed but it didn't specify on the lips" that no one would apply if it were two men or a man and a woman, it also ignores what elphaba's saying in that moment. because she's not just saying goodbye to glinda--she's asking her to hold out. elphaba knows she has to leave shiz and glinda behind and she doesn't know if or when she'll be able to go back, but she wants glinda to hold out for her. elphaba is willing to give up everything for the greater good, but she still wants glinda to wait for her and be there for her should she come home. it's incredibly romantic and i don't really think it makes sense for her to request that of someone she just considers friend

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"glinda, is it true you were her friend?" π«πβοΈ
losing strategy, too easily deflected by long-winded rhapsodizing about the past, plays right into Glindaβs natural inclination towards yapping
"glinda is it true you were riding her broomstick?" βοΈβ οΈπ
immediate victory, regardless of whether or not she did ever bottom, Gaylinda Topland would never admit it -> overwhelming urge to set the record straight -> complete confession of a yearslong affair with the Wicked Witch of the West .
Lion King (1994) explaining the importance of stylized 2D animation: Lion King (2019) and Cats (2019):
Kimba The White Lion (1965) explaining the importance of an original idea:
Lion King (1994) Lion King (2019) Cats (2019)
Shakespeare (1564) explaining the importance of an original idea:
Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):
Saxo Grammaticus (c.Β 1160 β c. 1220) explaining the importance of understanding that all creative work is inherently derivative once you study the oral tradition of storytelling and history and thatβs okay because generations have always reformatted tropes and themes to make them relatable to their current audiencesΒ
Shakespeare (1564), Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):
Tyrannosaurus rex (Late Cretaceous) explaining nothing because heβs a donβt give a fuck
All computer safety ever for the past 30 odd years: "if you go on the internet β especially if you're under 18 β lie about everything. Lie about your name. Lie about your age. Give as little information away about yourself as you possibly can. Obfuscate, falsify, and omit anything and everything as otherwise They Will Get Your Ass. Actually, avoid it in the first place if you can altogether."
All computer safety(?) since like 2020: "it's imperative we make every 8 year old scan a passport before letting them use their LeapFrogβ’οΈ. Always-on connectivity required."
thursday..... and i bet you wish you were her
For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."
Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.
Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.
Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.
The best part is the local city council's reaction.
And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.

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Whoever says that jon m chu wasnβt the right director for wicked because of his stylistic choices needs to stfu and watch his interviews where he talks about filming a love story between Glinda and Elphaba. The fact that he gets it and knows what the story is about makes him the perfect director. I would rathen get some mid visuals but an accurate portrayal than the opposite.
it's funny how act ii of wicked is like glinda misses elphaba but is too scared of leaving her life to go against the government and fiyero's only personality trait is that he's miserable and wants to find elphaba. meanwhile the city of emeralds chapter is basically all about fiyero's conflict trying to balance his social position/his tribe's standing with his love for elphaba (which is why book fiyero explicitly won't start doing anarchism), and glinda makes a guest appearance to make it clear she's miserable in married life and just wants to find elphie
Real ones know gelphie is ππ©΅ and ππ©·
whatever you say about wicked i think itβs objectively funny that they did a scene where they confess their love for each other and then one of them locks the other in a closet and fakes her own death and John m Chu explained it by claiming he recieved a vision from god

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i think it's a tad reductive to say people are ignoring or bastardizing glinda's canon characterization when they focus on the ways, despite her privilege, she does struggle and is isolated from society
there's some people that try to justify everything she does and kinda brush over the very obvious commentary on white privilege in the process. like obviously glinda's character is a commentary on the privilege the white the wealthy and the beautiful have, and how, especially when left unchecked, that privilege hurts others. if you miss that you're hella dumb and if you ignore that you're probably a little racist. she does, on some level, have to be vapid and shallow and ignorant at the beginning so she can grow into the person she becomes at the end. otherwise she'd just be a boring character with no arc, and we wouldn't want that now would we???
but she's never just been that. gregory maguire talks about how much of the way he characterized her in the wicked novel was inspired by the fact that he was never really convinced of billie burke glinda's fairy princess good witch thing. in the 1939 mgm movie, she very much reads as campy, performing an ideal of femininity that she's trying too hard at and not quite reaching. others have compared her to a drag queen before, and she really does come off as an old hag performing functioning society woman drag in the 1939 movie. like ma'am you are fooling no one we know you're a queer
and this makes her interesting because she's a character that exists in this position of privilege and in many ways embodies the faults of the privileged, but she's also one that continually fails to fit into this role she aspires to fill. this is really explicit in the novel, where it's pretty obvious none of the wealthy girls at shiz actually like her and she's always just, comically and annoyingly wealthy and out of touch as an adult, to the point where you the reader can't even hate her cuz it's just so ridiculous. like how do you fit that many micro aggressions into one conversation and then talk about hiring a guy to fix the belvederes? at your surrogate sister's funeral of all places??? this is why no one likes you
musical/movie glinda makes her straight up popular, which works with the themes of the play, but i do think she retains this element of queerness, for lack of a better term, and it's an important part of her character. on the stage it's a little bit lost, because the medium of theater always plays everything up to 110%, but ariana encapsulates it really well with the "she thinks she's a swan but she's not." her movements are often stiff and awkward cuz she's trying too hard and everything is too practiced and rehearsed to be natural
and while she may have shiz and eventually oz fooled, that doesn't mean she actually fits in. in DTL glinda's dance movements are intentionally a little bit off. ariana says its cuz she claps on one and three, which is the most accurate glinda analysis ever and the most devastating burn ever. but it also leaves her not quite in rhythm with the rest of the ensemble. despite her best attempts, she still doesn't quite fit in. she can only ever be loved superficially, and doesn't let anyone see the "real her"
it makes morrible's "i have no faith in you" somewhat layered because on one hand morrible sees past glinda's privilege and sees that she doesn't have potential, at least not like elphaba does. and this makes glinda extremely jealous cuz she's not used to being told no or someone not blindly following her. but morrible also sees past the crafted popular girl facade and decides the girl underneath is worthless. when she finally does "accept" glinda at the end of DG, it's for the facade, not for glinda herself. and i think the privilege reading and the dismissal of the "real" glinda reading don't oppose each other and can and must coexist to understand her character and the text as a whole
where elphaba's relatability comes from the fact that she can't hide her otherness and is therefore automatically isolated for it--something i think everyone, especially poc and queer ppl and neurodivergent ppl have felt--glinda's comes from the fact that despite her best efforts to appear like some societal ideal, she's missing the mark and is still a weird little freak. and i do think the glinda of it all is something everyone's also felt at points in their lives. like, most of us aren't 100% elphaba and wear everything on our sleeves like her. most of us have done things to be more societally palatable at one point or another and completely missed the mark
glinda's layered. you pull back the facade of the good witch and you see the privilege that's propping her up, often at the expense of someone else. you pull back the privilege and you find parts of her that are queer and different and socially unacceptable (first and foremost her love for elphaba) that she hides or suppresses. the trailers show glinda keeping the real parts of her in a literal closet because she knows much of the real her can't be revealed or she'll be cast out and isolated the way elphaba (who never has the luxury of a closet to hide in) has been
i do think glinda can be extremely relatable to people like elphaba can, albeit in a different and complementary way. i personally don't find one more relatable than the other, and rather can see parts of myself in both of them and at various points in my life felt like one more than the other. i also don't think relatability is the only metric for engaging in media, or even a particularly good one. they're very much two halves of a whole for me