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I’m completely and totally overwhelmed with wedding planning.
It’s like my brain only has two modes for it:
GO GO GO GOTTA PLAN WEDDING IS HAPPENING
and
tf is a wedding?? I’ve never heard of this, is it a type of food????
Like this is a huge undertaking and I can totally see why people spend 40k+ on them because when you spend that much you have nothing to stress on. you can literally hire someone to stress for you for that amount of money.
Add to it that I’m trying to spend less than 4k by making it backyard and diy and I’m just like there’s no way this is happening. In a YEAR, how am I supposed to make this happen in 13 months??? And the internet and wedding guides all tell you you need so many extra things. And they make these things seem logical and smart. Like do I need a generator to throw a big ass party no of course I don’t. But because is weddingTM I need twelve. Sure I’m inviting like 50 people to this party, but I don’t think that calls for a porta potty. Do I need special permits from the city? Probably not, but what about noise violations?
It’s just all so stressful and circular and I can’t wait to actually sit down with my team (a very loyal and loving and talented group of friends whom I love v much and I know will help see me and my fiancé through the next 13 months) and hash out details so I can stop looking at fucking Pinterest and stupid internet guides and everything else that makes this whole gd thing a gd mess.
TLDR: I get why weddings are expensive and wedding planning is dumb and stressful, also no one needs 12 genarators, also also we should just elope
Happy Crimmus!
It’s Crismn!
Merry Crisis!
Merry Chrysler!
WHY DID THIS HAVE TO END
OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD

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headcanon: in DnD & similar settings, the reason clerics have limited spell slots is not bc their deity stops listening to them after a certain number of requests, but bc there's only so much contact with divinity that any mortal can withstand
the higher-level the cleric, the longer they've been in contact with the divine, and the more they can interact with that divine before it takes too much of a toll to continue... but it still takes its toll
@calamitys-child said:
I like this a lot n kinda like that it opens up a sort of last ditch effort mechanic? If you’re out of spell slots but desperate then you can have one more go, except whatever your spellcasting roll is becomes the amount of damage you take as a consequence of overreaching yourself
YEAH nd like. From a narrative and aesthetic standpoint, I'm really interested in what that damage looks like? a cleric of a sun god pushes themself too far trying to heal a companion, and as they force the power through their body, wounds open that seep light instead of blood...
just. divine damage is a hell of a concept.
I love stuff like this from a character flavor standpoint, a worldbuilding standpoint, and a Nice-DM-who-doesn’t-want-a-TPK standpoint
DCC does this! I think it’s called spellburn, and if you use spellburn to retrieve a spell, there’s a *pretty* good chance it’s gonna backfire. Really wild stuff- the effects are related to the spell (i/e spellburning comprehend languages will cause you to forget a language if you botch the check, fireball might char your arm permanently, etc.)
I need this.
Reblogged last year, hoping it comes this year
I need it

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I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.
He stops and looks both ways?!?
You wanna know what makes this better?
Crows normally walk. This one seems to have both legs working, so he’s not hopping out of necessity, he’s doing it for fun. Corvids can sometimes be seen doing things like this for no evident reason other than enjoyment.
he’s just havin a good day
Let’s do something dumb!!!!
Sign/ Sexuality/ Alignment You Play Most/ Favorite Color!!
I’ll start~
Sagittarius / Pan/ Chaotic Good / Orange
Pisces/ Ace Lesbian/ Chaotic Good/ Pink
Gemini / Ace Panro/ chaotic Neutral / bright blue
“I don’t fear the buzzing, because when I go home I hear the screams”
You drop a small piece of food on the floor, and decide to kick it under the oven/couch/whatever because you can’t be bothered to pick it up. As you’re walking away, you hear a very quiet “Thank you!” from under it.
“No problem,” I say, the words passing out of my mouth on autopilot, before my brain engages and I freeze.
I turn, and look at the fridge. It seems to be the same fridge that was here when I moved in.
I mean, I’m also kind of embarrassed. I never do that, I know that’s how you get roaches, but my back hurts so bad that getting up and down is next to impossible, much less bending over. “Um, you holding up okay down there?” I ask.
There was silence.
“I know that we’re probably the only apartment in the building that doesn’t have a bug problem. That’s, well, that’s you, right?”
Again, silence. But I know I heard it.
“Listen, I can’t really bend over right now, but if you’re down there and hungry, like, there’s half a rotisserie chicken in there that’s about to go bad. I was going to throw it away, but if you could use it-”
“Yesssss. Please.”
Well. Whatever it is, it’s well-mannered, anyway.

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