You Know My Name, Now Learn My Story

cute relatable blog! =]

this made my night 

my fetish is sleeping in my own bed by myself

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport

if you say pop music is trash then im so sorry for you because singing out loud and dancing to an overplayed pop song with a bunch of your friends is such a fun thing to do and you’ll never do it to stay tru to ur punk attitude

The majority of angsty punk kids don’t like pop music because they value lyrical music with a variety of tempos/instrumentals instead of just generic and repetitive beats/lyrics. You can’t have a conversation with friends about alternate dimensions with “Anaconda” in the background.

“listen friend i am unable to have this conversation right now because anaconda is playing in the background”

I like the ability to listen to a variety of instruments playing an amazing tune, and punk rock is my favourite, but being able just to let go and dance around to Taylor Swift is what I love to do at work

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

if you notice wanda’s face, its meant to be satire. the whole thing is to teach timmy not to be a dick to girls (fun fact)

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