my online friend (who is transmasc) just said smth so evil genius i have to post ts
"i have a evil confession I must make (note this is genuinely something I think about but i never plan on doing)
there's a lot of gigachad ahh boys at my school, right? 3 times, some random boy who i didn't know said "hey my friend likes you" while they all giggled and whatever.
and with each time this happens, i think of the same plan: intentionally dress fem, say yes to when one asks me out, but on the day of the date, I show up at their house and SURPRISE I'M SUDDENLY A GUY get cisbaited i'm actually trans.
but it gets worse (better?): i would then intentionally drag him onto a date where i give him princess treatment. flowers, shopping, dinner, etc. until eventually i have successfully turned this alpha of a little high-school boy into a gay man.
why did i think of this elaborate plan? i got bored. but i'm still confessing this for the funny. have fun with this information ig"
happy pride month everyone!!!









