The Booty Clap

Oh my God I misjudged it’s all middle aged couples looking for a threesome in the absolute wrong place

Yeah...these would be my memories of couples. I so do not miss the night shift. 

And if you’re banking on husband you better be wealthy.

Yep either I’m fucking for money or I’m marrying for money. There’s no in between.

My Queen.

I do love Dolly.

Here in Tennessee, Dolly has an organisation called The Imagination Library. It donates books that she chooses every month to EVERY CHILD born in Tennessee from the day they’re born until they turn five. TWELVE BOOKS A YEAR FOR FIVE YEARS EVERY CHILD! Thank you, Dolly Parton!

why did victoria’s secret go from like, satin, lace, ribbons, lurex embroidery, rhinestones, bows on everything, beautiful pastels and neons and jewel tones, to like… greige macrame tank tops. how can you expect me to seduce local rich dads if i’m wearing stuff that looks like i made it at girl scout camp?? like i am a talented hustler but i’m not doing this for the challenge!

😂😂😂😂

Basically my AESTHETIC :P