The Book of Hamilgasms by Lee

I played Bill and Ted (in English) for all 6 of my German classes one day when I was hungover. I thought, because of the references and the generational differences, it may not hit home with them- but the vast majority of them loved it and I was hella proud.

my last four brain cells at any given time

…I just keep thinking…I remember when this movie came out…if anyone had said, back then…that the dark haired dude (no-one knew how to pronounce his name) would go on to be one of the biggest stars in Hollywood…and stay there for decades… *shakes head*

If you take the time, you could theoretically shove an unlimited number of Icecubes up your ass

Mona lisa make me mona hella

YOU AT THE BARRICADE LISTEN TO THIS *plays africa by toto* 

This some straight up charlie chaplin stunting

with every new update we get closer to 2006 MySpace

and every time we kiss i swear i can fly

do you love the colour of the sky

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