Clever As The Devil And Twice As Pretty

people vaguely saying 'the horrors' as shorthand for 'life problems, don't worry about it' in conversations where the problems are not going to be delved into has got to be one of my favorite new Ways Of Speaking that has emerged. like it's polite and vague and succinct enough for impersonal conversation but also extremely honest. it's very funny. The Horrors. we all know of them.

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

Need someone to be a little feral about me

if my girl had an iron deficiency i would simply crack my bones open so she could feed on my marrow btw. if you care

Probably easier, and more sustainable, to just buy some iron supplements.

that sounds stupid as fuck to me. and it completely lacks intimacy. i’d give her my liver if she asked

They should make a content label for ai posts like they do for mature content so I dont ever have to fucking look at it