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@theblueststatic

static • she/her • 18 • queer as in fuck you brainworm flavor subject to change we will persist

17.6K posts

theblueststatic

Oct 8, 2024

#posts made for meeeee #pin list #phan #dan and phil

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Jul 20

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

posts that get more and more excruciating to see getting notes the longer i spend unemployed

NEVER MIND

#saw this screenshotted on insta and came to tumblr to rb the oh #***og

theblueststatic

Jul 15

phil’s completely deadpan delivery of ‘would you have stalked his youtube channel’ is killing me off

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philsmeatylegss

Jul 15

tuesday is practice for wednesday

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philsmeatylegss

Jul 15

t shirt that just says thats not what the fuck i meant

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philsmeatylegss

Jul 15

not only is it not friday it’s not even thursday. or wednesday

theblueststatic

Jul 15

this activates my like and reblog response

theblueststatic

Jul 15

“You know who it is”

theblueststatic

Jul 15

Unfortunately you will talk like a tumblr user for your entire life. Sorry.

scribblyspaceskeleton

Unfortunately your kids might also talk like Tumblr users. My daughter said "Get cherished, idiot" to her cat yesterday.

#i have sadly lost some of the tumblr dialect in my absence #but i think i still form sentences like a tumblr user lmaoooo

theblueststatic

Jul 15

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theblueststatic

Jul 15

watching the OG cards against humanity vid and like damn it's genuinely a nervous system reset. i love them in their new era but this feels like watching a 2000s cartoon after being on a cocomelon only diet for years

#i vehemently HATEEE the fast paced cutting from clip to clip #like it's YouTube babes we don't need to be snappy and fit this all into under a minute #we wanna see things unfold a wee bit slower #please and tank you #phan #dan and phil #static.txt

theblueststatic

Jul 14

im too tired to articulate pod thoughts

but this feels like his version of this

theblueststatic

Jul 13

i'm finally watching the phukbang and im just thinking. if they ever kissed on camera or in front of us i like don't even know what i would do.

#like yes I've read about them fucking up down right left and even upside down #but if they K*SSED????#IN FRONT OF MY FUCKING SALAD?????#phan #dan and phil #static.txt

theblueststatic

Jul 8

Phannies HL Tour Asks 💜

TL is kinda dead post-mukbang and thought this might be fun.

(as some people can't go to tour - or aren't interested in going -pls reblog to get asks so we don't make anyone feel bad by asking unprompted):

Which shows are you going to?

How many shows are you going to?

Is this your first DNP tour or have you been to others?

Will you dress up?

Are you going alone or with friends/ other phannies?

Will you be taking anything to trade/ giveaway?

Tour predictions?

Favourite other tour so far?

Did you get M&G, silver or GA?

How far are you travelling to your show(s)?

Dream song for the pre-show playlist?

What are you most looking forward to?

Dream merch item?

If you could put a question in the philt what would it be?

Ask anything tour-related you wanna ask

#ooooooooh y'all hmu <333 #ask game

theblueststatic

Jul 8

THE ANSWER

#i don't go here but this is so cool

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theblueststatic

Jul 8

feeling very normal about two people leaning in

theblueststatic

Jul 8

I feel so calm and normal about this :)

but first we get to live. @theblueststatic - Tumblr Blog | Tumlook