Pretty In Pixels

well i’m definitely bisexual 

man’s dating a village wise woman and complaining 

the wizarding world primarily casts its spells through latin-based words of power and ritual gestures. while it is shown that creating new spells is possible and easy enough that teenagers (snape and the marauders) can do it, hogwarts offers no spell-creating course and latin is not taught. hogwarts is also shown to be the only uk-based school of magic, and one of possibly only three in europe. hogwarts’ curriculum, and by extension the magical education of the uk, therefore, omits anything that the young wizard might find useful to create new spells, therefore leaving them to rely on the magic authorised by, at best, the teachers at hogwarts, and at worst the ministry of magic. in this essay i will

THIS IS SO COOL!

IS THIS TRUE? OMG !!!

IVE NEVER SEEN THIS VERSION

CABBAGES: This time, it’s personal.

It took me a second to recognize Lady. The shirt really should have given it away.

Proof white people like their dogs too much

Also: while we’re doing checkpoints, make sure you’re on WiFi and not data

And unclench your jaw

conspiracy theory: james potter was not harry’s real father. harry’s appearance was altered when he was a baby to hide his true lineage. harry’s real dad? fawkes

Hot adulting tip: make a “responsibilitysona” and roleplay them when you have chores to do

#this is Neurotypical Karen and she enjoys having good sleep hygeine & returning phone calls (via @deadpanwalking)

I find that if I’m wearing Real Adult Business Clothes my worksona can do things like call people and check my inbox, whereas pajamas hellen mostly wants to shovel hamburgers into her face and set things on fire. 

There’s one thing I hear both therapists and novelists say and it’s that dressing like you’re going to work will make you Do Work. In other words you gotta LARP in costume, duh