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we gotta get back into revolving bookcases i'm begging
truly we allow the pinnacles of human achievement to wither and collapse into ashes in the wind

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This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes
reblog to feed her notes
How is she doing this
Personality hire
Working Cats
Sometimes you really need a good personality on your staff.
When I was at the natural history museum, the fossil section had stickers on the glass to engage children - things like "Flap your arms like a pterodactyl" or "Measure your hand against the mosasaurus." However the first of these I encountered, which I found alarming and threatening without context, was a sticker reading "Struggle like you are stuck in a tar pit"
I feel like more bright colors, an exclamation mark, or a more whimsical font choice would've also helped here to indicate that it is a Fun Activity For Children. Instead it felt like getting instructed in my inevitable fate by a road sign
Official silly sign
A collection of time travel humor text posts, not censored by me.
All of these really made me laugh, and laughter is a very good thing sometimes. All of the time, actually. Unless you're doing something that requires a still hand or silence I guess.
A collection of
time travel humor text posts,
not censored by me.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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Just realising that the chest press machine is facing both the squat machine and the lying leg curl machine.
Only realised this because both are currently in use and I’m trying very hard to not be rude and look up from the floor.
If my understanding is correct, the term "frag" originates from Vietnam war times, and it did have to do with frag grenades. Specifically, disgruntled conscripts attempting to kill their superiors feigning misaimed grenade throws.
The way it arrived to competitive multiplayer gaming was during the development of Doom, wherein purposeful friendly fire kills in co-op mode were called "frags" informally, and through metonymy it came to mean kills in PvP modes.
oops my special interest has been activated
'fragging' is the colloquialism for troops attacking their superiors in the vietnam war (not just officers, but just as often NCOs or even just peers they disliked). it was called that because it would typically be done with fragmentation grenade, but not usually during a battle or anything. that wasn't exactly very reliable, plus it didn't exactly leave you with an isolated target
rather, it was the use of fragmentation grenades *on base*; your classic fragging consisted of rolling a fragmentation grenade under the door into the latrines at night after your target went in. this was enabled by the fact that firebases (the typical field base used by americans in the vietnam war) would have crates of fragmentation grenades easily accessible, as the response to hearing something rattle against the barbed wire at night was to simply throw a grenade at it and wait until morning to see if you got anything rather than risk being lured out. so it was a very good anonymous tool for assassinations.
the scale and fear of fragging had an enormous cultural effect on the united states. in the military, it contributed to degrading morale and a variety of programs to counter it, including the first-ever anonymous tip phone line for soldiers to complain about officers. the realization that soldiers would simply kill their superiors if pushed seriously degraded effectiveness in a war where the primary tactic was to go out into the bush and deliberately pick fights. its a huge part of why the US military switched to a volunteer model.
when stories of fragging made it home, it was an immense culture shock for midcentury america, and cemented itself into the news and media. through the 70s and 80s, there was a *lot* of US media about the Vietnam War. the stuff in the 70s was largely extremely critical and extremely cynical, largely made by people who opposed the war, but in the reagan era you saw an uptick in war action movies which... while not typically set in the Vietnam War, were largely concerned with refighting and 'winning' it in the narrative, creating big, stupid action movies like the rambo sequels
this sort of dumbass action movies, along with heavy metal and the satanic panic, heavily influence early first person shooter games. Kevin Cloud, one of the artists on the original Doom, used 'frag' as a term to distinguish killing players from killing Doom's monsters. Doom was built as a single player game first, a cooperative game second, and a multiplayer versus game third, so the language of 'you fragged X' was ported from the cooperative game (where it was used to indicate you'd killed a friendly, idiot) into the multiplayer deathmatch.
from there, it made it to Quake and Unreal, the big arena shooters of the late 90s, and remained the term pretty much until all First Person Shooters were subsumed into the increasingly military-propaganda-y Call of Duty games post Modern Warfare. i have no proof of this, but i suspect it was a term that CoD wanted nothing to do with as they became increasingly reliant on connections to the military-industrial complex, so the term was carefully kept out of marketing and slowly killed it among gamers.
it still persists in places, though. my understanding is that in modern Counter-Strike's community, people still talk about 'frags', which confuses a lot of new people!
Okay but what does that have to do with Eminem in Fortnite
"It's fun for me to just grab a boob" = "It's fun for me to just frag a noob"
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
WARM CANADA
i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD
I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names
REBLOGS HAVE BEEN RUINED THIS IS TRULY THE HELLSITE
they really have been ruined :(
wtf tumblr
"Wait what happened, nothing seems different for-"
"OH WHAT THE FUCK."
my exact experience 10 minutes ago

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rbing this cause it gives me the same satisfaction "She told him that she loved him" (put "only" in front of any word in the sentence to change the meaning) gives me
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Harvesting my wheat
Hehehehehe
Can I fucking help you?
my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her
What
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I find the design choices for Dante's and Vergil's SDTs extremely interesting for many reasons but this one I don't often see people talk about.
Look at both of these pictures separately and tell me.
Which one would you say visually resembles the king of hell more?
Now, I know that the collective perception of Hell = lava and fire plays a role here but I know for a fact that most of you would have instinctively picked Dante. And funnily enough, I have reasons to believe it's not just because of the colour scheme. In fact, I think it was the designers' intentions all along.
We have Vergil.
His body is sleek and smooth, protective armor points downwards and he holds his wings close to his back. Everything about him is perfectly poised, even the energy he emits holds shape, bending physically to his will. He looks like his whole body is meant to cut.
Vergil's whole body is a weapon taken shape.
And then, to contrast all that we have Dante.
He does not hold himself at the ready and still. His body isn't sleek. He looks like the power within him is rippling, trying to escape by any means possible, tearing him from the inside. His body isn't built to cut across space in a blink; it's meant to take up space.
His body is an exertion of dominance.
Now, we could look at all that purely through the control lens; Vergil has always been more in touch with his demon side than Dante was. Of course his SDT form would be more controlled, while Dante's would be more beastly.
But I think there's a deeper reason for it to be found.
Throughout his life, Vergil never wanted to rule. He wanted to have control over himself, enough so that nothing could ever hurt him again. That's why his SDT looks like a blade manifested, instead of the immovable powerhouse that Dante is. Secretly, he never wanted to be the strongest; he simply wanted to be a master of himself.
And as for what Dante wanted his whole life? To be a shield for those he was close to, so that no one would ever have to die because of him again. But for that, he had to be strong, stronger than anybody else out there really is. And the only real form of power that demons respect is the loud, overconsuming one.
Their forms mirror each other in many ways but this one is the one that neither wanted. And I think that the biggest visual evidence of that specific mirror are their horns.
Almost his whole life, Vergil has pretended that he wants to be a king; ultimately, he is a knight.
Dante has never wanted anything more than to be a knight; in order to be that, he needed to become a king.
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?
decay exists as an extant form of life
That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day
Danny: Oh no- ITS FRIDAY!?
Tucker: Yeah?
Danny: What time is it!? Is it past 6!?
Tucker: Yeah dude it's like 9:00 pm
Danny: Oh no. Oh no. Oh. No.
Tucker: Dude, what is it?
Danny: I forgot to do a entire module for my class this week.
Tucker: What?
Danny: I ussually do them on the weekend since I'm so busy and the professor wants the assignments turned in on Friday at 6:00 PM. But this week really kicked my ass, and I completely forgot to stay a week ahead. What do I do?!
Tucker: How many assignments were in this module?
Danny: Five. The zeros are already in. I went from a 98 to a 63.
Tucker: *pain hiss through teeth* Okay it's time to send a really pathetic, really desperate, and professional email begging for a extension.
Danny: You don't understand! Professor Todd will never go for it. He's strict as hell. Nothing I could say would be believable!
Tucker: Nothing? Not even say, a near death experience?
Danny: What?
Five hours later
Steph: Thanks for bring me dinner Jason. The ER has been non stop and I haven't even gotten a chance to get a break
Jason: No problem, I was just going to do some grading today anyway.
Steph: It was really sweet of you to bring the other nurses some food too. I'm pretty sure almost all the nurse station is in love with you.
Jason: Well shit, get some numbers. You never know. You're future in-law could be on payroll with you. ;)
Steph: Ha ha nice try. That is more stress then its worth. You're like that college kid, desperately trying to write five essays between codes.
Jason: Damn! He coded!? What kind of professor doesn't offer an extension in the face of that? Those deadlines can not be that serious.
Steph: Yeah. Its-
Danny walking by in a hospital gown using speech to text: Hello Professor Todd, I hope this email finds you well. I apologize to ask for this but would it be possible to get a extension on Module 4? Im in the hospital and I have apparently died four times but I am working on those essays between each-
Steph: That was him
Jason: He died four times?!
Steph: Yeah but we got him back-
Random nurse: CODE! CODE IN ROOM 209!
Steph: Damn it! He has got to stop working on those stupid essays! The stress is messing with his heart!
Jason: HE'S DYING RIGHT NOW?!TELL HIM HE HAS HIS EXTENSION, TELL HIM PROFESSOR TODD IS COOL WITH IT.
Steph: YOU DID THIS TO HIM!?
Jason: IT'S A REQUIREMENT CURRICULUM!
Jason pulling out his phone to send an email right then and there. As well as waiting to one side so he can go into the room t tell him once the medical staff are finished saving his life.
Danny looking so pathetic and pained. All the electricity *hurts*. Not to mention the chest compression. He is bruised and sore. Probably has at least one rib displaced. Jason just stood there looking at his student and feeling so guilty. Steph glaring at him to fix it.
Now he has his extension? Danny letting his heart blip and be a bit arythmic. No longer stopping. The staff are so damn glad.

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Which X-Men should have kids in my next gen au?
Jean and Scott
Emma Frost
Jubilee
Hank McCoy
Logan
Storm
Nightcrawler
Rogue and Remy
Besides Erik and Charles having kids, I not sure which X-Men should be parents in this universe