let he who is without cringe cast the first stone

remember when teachers would tell you to fold paper hamburger or hotdog style. kind of sounds like some fake shit but just another example of burger centric american thinking

non americans in the tags doubting if this is true. you think burger is a fucking joke to us??

toger we can achieve anything

So stupid when a piece of fiction impacts your identity. Like ok bitcj. It worked. Now what.

Tumblr users will see a post mentioning a day if the week and just fucking black out and reblog it

A question for the ages.

The earlier on Tuesday you reblog this the funnier it is. (5:28am)

just saw an x-ray of a horse skull. can’t say i’m too happy with it

Fun fact: horses' teeth take up more space in their skulls than their brains!

:)

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

doing my damnedest to free myself of the “just gotta get through this week” “only x more days til the weekend” mindset & learn to appreciate each day for whatever it is lest i be driven to madness

so what if tomorrows monday i have leftovers & maybe this week i will make soup. maybe ill see a cat. maybe each day will show me something worthwhile even if im tired & maybe i can enjoy it

if u are negative on this post im blocking u ! some of us are trying to get better

worrying is like worshipping the problem

and brother i’m on my knees

THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT BABEY!!!!!