pure and crystaline

this is a bird masquerading as a man

So one of the funniest things about Maki Itoh is that her gimmick is that she used to be an idol but was fired because her head is “too big.” Most of her wrestling career has been in Japan, where she’s a rude and foul-mouthed heel, but when she wrestles in America she’s a face because by god do we love her.

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

and they say xmen aren’t real

I think your friend might be an actual regular telepath who just figured out the funniest way to use their powers

obsessed with this take

Some days I feel like I’m 29 feet away from a Japanese radish

If I had a nickel for every big name Harry Potter fanfic writer who started their own cult, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

Oh man, are we talking about Snape wives?? I because every time I remember them I just have to stare off into the distance for a while.

I’d have three nickels.