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Prompt: The Lena Luthor that could come first is that Lena meets the Reader during… something, and starts acting like the Reader’s sugar mama (like a sugar daddy, but female): Hiring them on as a personal “assistant”, buying them nice things, etc. Can be NSFW if you want.

Pairing/s: Lena Luthor x Reader

Word Count: 1804

Warning/s: None as I’m a really shitty smut writer, so I avoid it. LMAO.

A/N: I’m sorry this took a while, my brain went to sleep for. I’m also not sure what I did here, I’m sorry if it sucks.

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A couple of months after starting work at L-Corp you’ve officially moved into your new apartment and is settling down in NC nicely. With you on Lena’s team, her work in the lab has been dramatically reduced for which she’s thankful for; she can actually go home at a decent hour. Like today, she finished her paperwork and emails earlier than she expected. So she decided to come down the lab and was pleasantly surprised to see you sitting on your chair and staring at the ceiling.

“Burning the midnight oil, Y/N?” she asked as a way to announce her presence. For your part, she was impressed you didn’t startle and fall off.

Dealing with the Devil (1979) is Daniel Cohen’s entry into the diabolical catalog. It’s one of his books written to more of an adult level, but his ability to plainly explain complex topics, his enthusiasm for the subject and his reasonable skepticism make it fit for any age reader.

More than anything, he presents the Devil as a ridiculous figure. Sure, he can be fearsome in some legends, but he is just as often an easily duped dope (Saint Dunstan grabbing him by the nose with a smith’s tongs is really just the tip of the iceberg). Much of the book is dedicated to charting the origins of the figure, who is notably absent for much of history and only appears as a dealer in souls and pacts relatively recently, in the last four or five centuries. There’s a lot to be skeptical about and Cohen ends by expressing the concern that we’re taking the devil too seriously. By 1979, the Satanic Panic was bubbling up and Cohen’s own Curses, Hexes and Spells had showed up on banned book lists two years earlier.

As if to underline his point, Cohen serves up the best author photo of his career, dressed in a Halloween costume consisting of a long black hooded cloak, with a miniature skeleton dangling from a cord around his neck. He’s the very picture of a nefarious Satanist!

Poisoned Ant = 90s rock band

Poisoned the Ant = 2010s rock band that sucks

Ant, Poisoned = dark and contemplative novel that just came out

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