The Bisexual Desi

even if ‘they’ was grammatically incorrect for a singular pronoun, if you value grammar over a human being then there’s a bigger problem here

This says it all.

I’ve always loved her for her cultural and humanitarian work

it’s so weird not being friends with people that used to be really important to u like u never stop being reminded of them bc their personalities and sense of humor and so many little details about them will always be in ur brain like u could see something in a store and think “they would like that” or watch a video and think “they would think this is funny” or even just the most random shit will make u think of them and it’s such a weird feeling

The best thing about pregnant women is free Wi-Fi.

straight people will never understand how therapeutic it is to hear the words “her girlfriend” or “his boyfriend” or how I ascend to heaven when I hear “her wife” and “his husband”

These two women came up to my register with their twins and they called each other honey and their kids called them both Mom and my soul ascended to the heavens i was so happy

When I worked as a contractor I knocked on a heavily pregnant woman’s door and she said she’d “have to talk to the missus” in a heeeeavy outback accent and I actually forgot how to speak for a second and had to explain that I’m not homophobic I’m just super gay and hearing her say that launched my souls directly to nirvana

tragic

actually please reblog this because someone else got it too. do not click on the links in this e-mail if you get one like it, just forward it to [email protected] and delete it

Oh god not another one 🙄🙄🙄🙄

LISTEN MY DUDE THE PAYPAL SCAM ONES ARE REALLY SOME OF THE MOST LEGIT LOOKING ONES. I’VE HAD ONES THAT WERE SPELLCHECKED AND HAD ALL THE RIGHT IMAGES AND INFO BUT THEY WANTED ME TO CLICK A LINK, NEVER CLICK A PAYPAL EMAIL LINK, ALWAYS GO TO YOUR PAYPAL IN ANOTHER TAB DIRECTLY.

Review your’s accounts……..

Also, most official emails will have your name, especially from PayPal. Stay safe people.

Mind your business

well shit, dr. phil

What makes me even angrier is when someone tells me to do something I’M ALREADY IN THE PROCESS OF DOING! Especially if they ask MULTIPLE TIMES. Like, take a look! Pay attention! They want it done so bad they can do it then.