Most Handsome Trash Around

google: your first result is an illegal streaming website which has all of the episodes for free! 

me: hmm, no, i would like to explore my legal options before i resort to piracy.

google: ok, second result is the official stream. the only way to watch it is to subscribe to the TV station’s proprietary streaming service for fifty dollars a year. there is no option to stream free with ads. 

nintendo has established guidelines for the switch icons, and for good reason. the guidelines specify a graphic representing the game and the game’s logo, with minimalistic icons being discouraged. it makes sense because the icons are very large on the switch’s menu, so they should be detailed. they should look like game covers, not mobile game icons. 

it seems petty but when Snake Pass’s icon changed from this:

to this:

the issue IMMEDIATELY becomes apparent. it doesn’t fit in with the other games even a little bit. it looks awful. 

i can imagine getting such a visceral reaction from users about icons sucking must be frustrating for developers, like “why are people complaining about the icon? why don’t they just play the game!” 

but c’mon. look at that. it looks awful. when i see the current Snake Pass icon i get that itch in my brain that tells me that my adblock missed something. it looks like if i click on it my computer will get a virus. 

there is a fucking part in the new season where spongebob gets worried about squidward being lonely so he shines a flashlight through his window and makes a shadow puppet with his hand and the shadow puppet can actually physically interact with squidward and spongebob gets a hand cramp and accidentally ends up destroying the room

also me: *watches a 20 minute long video analysis of the amusement park that had this slide*

Noisy