the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i went nonverbal, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

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This post continues to occasionally strike a nerve in the trust fund baby influencer fandom.

That does happen 👀

*pokes you with my doctor stick as you lie face down on the ground*

*emits a cloud of toxic spores*

Well there’s no need to be dramatic

Truly absurd just how much better about three spoonfuls of food can make you feel.

i have shocking news about two mouthfuls of water

you should care about kids because they’re people, btw. not because they’re “future adults” but because they are people right now and they deserve to be treated like people.

you're watching my dead wife montage but I don't do anything aesthetic like run on the beach so it's just clips of me zoning out at work and playing the sims in my apartment

my therapist said once "we get good at what we practice, so be careful what you practice" and tbh she was so right for that but also How Dare You??? open my eyes like that???

idk what neurodivergent young adult needs to hear this but you are NOT supposed to give 100% at your job. I've gotten more promotions and raises since I started giving 40-60%, which my evil CEO uncle informed me is what bosses actually expect when they say 110%. My mental health has improved tremendously. I've spent 2 out of 5 workdays secretly writing my novel for the last 2 years and I've never been more respected and appreciated. Also--when you see glaring wasteful errors in the company's operating systems, say absolutely nothing! Embrace inefficiency. It is your friend in this capitalist hellscape.

No? Sesame Street has never been about innocence. "We're going to give kids age-appropriate exposure to difficult topics, because some parents won't bother" is one of their main things

eating someone out while they’re on their period is not solely reserved for vampires. but you didn’t hear this from me

“one of those weird kinks” this is extremely sexually normal actually

i am once again experiencing urges and desires

y’all thinking this is a horny post but it’s about violence actually